Derby · Season 1 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win
Second Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crooked Pete finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.300 | — | 4 | +3 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 2 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:17.867 | +0.57 | 1 | -1 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:18.242 | +0.94 | 2 | -1 | 11 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:22.183 | +4.88 | 15 | +11 | 24 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:25.067 | +7.77 | 3 | -2 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:26.392 | +9.09 | 11 | +5 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:35.008 | +17.71 | 10 | +3 | 43 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:36.233 | +18.93 | 5 | -3 | 22 | 10.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 30 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -2 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 38 | 12.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 24 | 12.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 23 | 12.1 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 19 | 11.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.1 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
7.042
There goes a piece of Custard.
11.683
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
20.050
It is unravelling for Chunk.
24.500
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 16-2-5-2-4.
31.292
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 14-4-16-8-5.
35.542
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-15-1-2-2.
40.050
Radiator is going backwards.
44.392
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-4-4-9-8.
49.800
That has come off. Recent finishes: 12-3-1-1-1.
54.967
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
58.600
That is Slapper taking Tender Greg with them.
1:06.475
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:10.925
That is a long way off the ground.
1:17.192
Pilot Light is out, and Thick Rick did it.
1:26.708
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:29.908
Long John has put Slapper out.
1:34.200
Custard goes to the front.
1:39.450
Up it goes.
1:45.108
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:50.658
Custard leaves something behind.
1:55.683
That is real damage.
1:57.633
Chunk is out, and Radiator did it.
2:05.258
Extraordinary scenes.
2:09.750
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:15.233
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:24.975
That has come off.
2:31.158
Radiator is in trouble.
2:32.658
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:37.000
Custard is losing bits.
2:38.500
That is Thick Rick taking Lil Nugget with them.
2:45.575
Radiator will not be back.
2:52.125
That is real damage.
2:55.558
This is the last of it.
3:01.942
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:03.542
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
3:11.467
Custard is losing bits.
3:14.300
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:17.300
Second Sock takes it!
3:21.958
Custard leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 20.275 | Tender Greg 20.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 43.608 | Crooked Pete 21.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 1:05.450 | Puck Yeah 19.992 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 1:26.767 | Custard 20.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:49.192 | Custard 20.809 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:11.533 | Long John 20.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:33.533 | Old Gristle 21.366 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 2:55.558 | Old Gristle 19.384 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Second Sock | 3:17.300 | Old Gristle 21.375 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-15-12-9-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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