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Floor · Season 6 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Old Gristle wins at The Patio

Old Gristle took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Pilot Light finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 11 +10 0 2.8
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +5 0 2.9
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 1 -2 0 0.8
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 53.300 — 3 -1 13 10.0
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 50.183 — 13 +8 1 11.9
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 46.658 — 4 -2 6 11.1
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 44.883 — 6 -1 0 14.3
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 43.908 — 16 +8 3 14.7
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 43.075 — 15 +6 13 15.2
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 41.100 — 14 +4 6 15.1
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 32.842 — 12 +1 6 19.2
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 31.875 — 8 -4 4 19.2
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 30.500 — 5 -8 5 18.7
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 30.017 — 9 -5 5 18.1
15 Long John NOO The Noodles 29.383 — 2 -13 11 19.2
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 24.500 — 10 -6 9 18.7
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.533
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-3-3.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.933
Stubbs goes in. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-3-3.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
28.908
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-2-3.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.308
Long John is gone.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.708
Honey Mustard is gone. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-2-3.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.108
Butter Bean goes in.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.508
In goes Radiator.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
35.908
In goes Gravy.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
41.017
Damp Kevin is right on the edge.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.417
In goes Slapper.
43.367
Another panel gone.
43.817
In goes Custard.
44.325
There goes another one.
45.217
Tender Greg goes in.
45.275
Another panel gone.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
46.617
That is Refried Ron finished. Recent finishes: 6-15-5-8-8.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.017
Second Sock is gone.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.183
In goes Wide Load.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.300
Damp Kevin is gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
1:08.208
It is Old Gristle!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
121 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-2-3-7-16.
10.94
7
Long John The Noodles
123 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-7-8-15-3.
18.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
124 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-8-4-11-6.
14.39
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
145 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-3-16-12-2.
42.53
22
Butter Bean The Beans
127 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-4-7-5-7.
16.13
5
Refried Ron The Beans
139 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-14-2-15-12.
30.63
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
127 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-10-3-3-13.
26.74
4
Radiator Basement Heat
118 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-12-6-10-5.
20.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 9-9-1-9-3.
15.28
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
137 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-1-8-8-13.
9.97
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
133 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-2-6-1-14.
15.41
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
128 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-6-4-3-10.
6.58
4
Wide Load The Pucks
134 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-2-7-7-1.
5.24
8
Slapper The Pucks
129 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 16-2-15-14-9.
47.35
21
Custard The Soft Boys
124 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 9-11-5-13-16.
24.49
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
139 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-1-4-11-14.
11.83

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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