Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 6 · Round 45

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Honey Mustard wins at The Scaffold

Honey Mustard took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Custard finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 28.875 10 +9 0 19.1
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 28.792 16 +14 2 19.4
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 18.583 2 -1 0 22.7
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 16.908 8 +4 2 19.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 16.708 7 +2 2 20.5
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 16.208 4 -2 4 18.8
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 15.425 13 +6 3 20.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 15.192 1 -7 3 21.1
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 14.117 9 0 1 19.3
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 13.867 5 -5 1 21.8
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 13.750 12 +1 1 21.1
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 12.992 14 +2 0 20.0
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 12.950 6 -7 1 19.5
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 11.725 11 -3 0 20.3
15 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9.475 15 0 2 20.0
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 7.450 3 -13 1 21.9
0.000
The floor is live.
4.767
That is as close as it gets.
5.000
It is chaos out there.
6.175
Less of it every time you look.
7.333
Oh dear.
7.450
Second Sock goes in.
8.467
The floor is getting smaller.
9.475
In goes Tender Greg.
9.583
Oh dear.
10.675
The floor is getting smaller.
11.725
Chunk goes in.
11.750
Another panel gone.
12.808
They will not want to see that again.
13.125
In goes The Kidney.
13.850
And it all goes wrong.
14.525
In goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-1-2.
14.875
And it all goes wrong.
15.883
The floor is getting smaller.
15.925
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-2-12.
16.875
It is chaos out there.
17.325
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-8-13.
17.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
18.725
That is Stubbs finished. Recent finishes: 2-3-6-3-3.
18.817
There goes another one.
19.758
The floor is getting smaller.
20.125
Crooked Pete is gone.
20.692
Another panel gone.
21.525
The Coaster is gone. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-2-1.
21.617
They will not want to see that again.
22.517
There goes another one.
22.925
That is The Heel finished.
23.417
Another panel gone.
24.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
24.325
The Unit goes in.
25.167
There goes another one.
25.725
In goes Pilot Light.
26.025
Another panel gone.
26.867
There goes another one.
27.125
Long John is gone.
27.700
Less of it every time you look.
28.525
Two left.
28.525
The floor is getting smaller.
29.342
Less of it every time you look.
29.925
Custard is gone.
30.142
The floor is getting smaller.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 9 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
135 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-11-5-6-4.
16.63
7
Long John The Noodles
135 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-8-16-6-11.
27.53
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
161 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-8-2-3-14.
11.31
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
147 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-6-11-1-5.
20.71
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
145 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-7-4-1-14.
14.50
6
The Kidney The Beans
127 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-16-16-6-7.
29.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-9-14-13-14.
27.76
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
142 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-1-9-6-5.
15.79
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
156 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-13-12-2-16.
12.35
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
141 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-2-9-4-12.
10.66
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
141 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-16-1-15-12.
20.52
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
151 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-12-6-4-2.
7.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks
142 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-1-15-2-5.
5.39
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-16-15-1-3.
20.49
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
150 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-2-11-15-15.
29.80
21
Custard The Soft Boys
139 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-6-16-4-15.
12.79

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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