· Season 9 · Round 21
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Tender Greg finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 7:20.684 | — | 1 | 0 | 36 | 15.4 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:28.178 | +7.49 | 8 | +6 | 40 | 14.6 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:54.400 | +33.72 | 2 | -1 | 10 | 21.6 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 7:54.439 | +33.76 | 3 | -1 | 44 | 14.4 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:09.633 | +48.95 | 4 | -1 | 45 | 15.0 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:15.189 | +54.51 | 6 | 0 | 45 | 11.8 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:33.416 | +72.73 | 7 | 0 | 29 | 22.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:58.755 | +98.07 | 5 | -3 | 53 | 11.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 16.9 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Sweaty Gerald is picking them off. Recent finishes: 7-8-13-6-8.
12.489
Up goes Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 7-8-13-6-8.
16.261
The Coaster is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-1-8-1-2.
19.956
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
23.767
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 12-5-6-5-3.
27.950
Thick Rick gets air.
31.561
Big air for Radiator.
46.367
The Coaster hits the front.
49.922
Tender Greg finds trouble.
53.450
You do not see that every day.
57.061
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:01.167
Radiator gets air.
1:04.733
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:09.317
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete.
1:12.744
Thick Rick gets air.
1:16.861
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:20.556
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:24.067
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.083
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:32.100
Crooked Pete gets hit hard.
1:32.617
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:35.617
The Coaster wins it.
1:44.233
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:53.256
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Tender Greg | 1.972 | Tender Greg 1.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Tender Greg | 5.244 | Sweaty Gerald 3.105 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 8.078 | The Coaster 2.295 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 11.567 | Old Gristle 3.128 |
| The Drops | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 13.850 | Sweaty Gerald 2.283 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Sweaty Gerald | 17.067 | Thick Rick 2.606 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 19.161 | The Coaster 1.305 |
| The Drops | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 20.978 | The Coaster 1.184 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 22.517 | The Coaster 1.072 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Sweaty Gerald | 24.722 | The Coaster 1.483 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 27.039 | Thick Rick 1.956 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Sweaty Gerald | 29.694 | Thick Rick 2.066 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 40.472 | Thick Rick 9.706 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Sweaty Gerald | 43.717 | Tender Greg 2.877 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 45.739 | Thick Rick 1.372 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 48.661 | Thick Rick 1.506 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 50.306 | Thick Rick 1.316 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 52.150 | Thick Rick 1.428 |
| The Gap | Hard | Thick Rick | 53.700 | Thick Rick 1.550 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 54.894 | Thick Rick 1.194 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 56.444 | Thick Rick 1.550 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Thick Rick | 59.400 | The Coaster 2.544 |
| Big Air | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:02.628 | Thick Rick 3.228 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:05.528 | The Coaster 2.023 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:07.339 | The Coaster 1.733 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:09.639 | Thick Rick 1.355 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:11.200 | Thick Rick 1.234 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:12.400 | Thick Rick 1.172 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 1:13.850 | Thick Rick 1.450 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:15.406 | Thick Rick 1.556 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:17.789 | The Coaster 1.839 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:20.106 | The Coaster 2.317 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:21.900 | The Coaster 1.794 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:24.078 | The Coaster 2.178 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:25.978 | The Coaster 1.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Coaster | 1:28.261 | The Coaster 2.283 |
| The Kicker | Metal | The Coaster | 1:29.233 | The Coaster 0.972 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | The Coaster | 1:31.378 | The Coaster 2.145 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | The Coaster | 1:33.728 | The Coaster 2.350 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:34.717 | The Coaster 0.989 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | The Coaster | 1:35.617 | The Coaster 0.900 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Soft Boys | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-5-8-8.
24.40
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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