Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win

Lil Nugget took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Squish finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:09.417 4 +3 52 13.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:12.995 +3.58 13 +11 45 14.3
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:23.706 +14.29 14 +11 42 13.4
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:24.372 +14.96 15 +11 30 19.8
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:26.050 +16.63 7 +2 44 13.4
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:32.044 +22.63 11 +5 3 22.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:32.116 +22.70 8 +1 38 14.7
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:41.339 +31.92 3 -5 50 14.5
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:42.811 +33.39 9 0 53 13.8
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:45.917 +36.50 5 -5 48 12.6
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:06.395 +56.98 16 +5 49 12.5
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:13.484 +64.07 1 -11 33 15.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:16.528 +67.11 10 -3 33 20.1
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:20.523 +71.11 6 -8 46 13.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 11:07.273 +117.86 12 -3 5 14.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 11:07.350 +117.93 2 -14 48 14.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 16.1 contacts an event coming in.
7.117
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
11.122
Up goes Honey Mustard.
14.550
Old Gristle is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-6-2-3-2.
18.117
The Heel gets air.
21.811
Radiator gets hit hard.
25.733
Heavy contact for Squish.
30.011
Heavy contact for Custard. Averaging 14.9 contacts an event coming in.
34.144
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-1-1-3-1.
37.733
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
41.272
Big air for Custard.
45.033
Up goes Second Sock.
48.967
Well, that was always going to happen.
58.828
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
1:02.344
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 17.8 contacts an event coming in.
1:06.278
Butter Bean gets hit hard.
1:10.133
You do not see that every day.
1:13.911
Second Sock gets air.
1:17.417
Long John is airborne.
1:21.144
Extraordinary scenes.
1:25.933
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:29.500
Up goes The Unit.
1:33.222
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:37.667
Up goes Lil Nugget.
1:41.078
Butter Bean is airborne.
1:44.639
That is the sport, right there.
1:48.250
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:52.222
And Radiator takes flight.
1:55.683
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:59.128
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
2:01.800
Honey Mustard has it.
2:03.039
That is not going to help.
2:06.439
Lil Nugget takes it.
2:10.494
Radiator is completely off the deck.
2:30.294
The Kidney takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.561 Butter Bean 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Old Gristle 4.967 Lil Nugget 3.028
Sweeping Curve Metal Honey Mustard 7.339 Honey Mustard 2.250
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 10.322 Honey Mustard 2.983
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 12.022 Puck Yeah 1.667
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 13.300 Puck Yeah 1.194
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 15.200 Puck Yeah 1.800
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 16.656 Slapper 0.884
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 18.350 Slapper 1.422
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 20.172 Squish 1.556
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 22.222 Honey Mustard 1.844
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 24.706 Honey Mustard 2.484
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Honey Mustard 28.406 Custard 3.245
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 31.194 The Unit 2.377
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 32.928 Puck Yeah 1.622
Rotating Drum Metal Honey Mustard 34.300 Puck Yeah 1.333
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Honey Mustard 36.022 Honey Mustard 1.722
The Washboard Metal Honey Mustard 37.750 Old Gristle 1.650
Slick Floor Slick Honey Mustard 39.500 Honey Mustard 1.750
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 43.117 Old Gristle 2.984
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 49.567 Crooked Pete 2.045
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 52.089 Puck Yeah 2.473
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 54.806 Custard 2.427
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 56.983 Puck Yeah 2.050
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 1:01.028 Puck Yeah 3.933
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 1:02.650 Old Gristle 1.622
The Spiral Metal Old Gristle 1:05.456 Squish 1.905
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 1:19.117 Puck Yeah 13.416
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:21.800 The Unit 1.406
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:25.167 Crooked Pete 1.583
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:26.833 Custard 1.472
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:28.411 Honey Mustard 1.223
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:30.628 Honey Mustard 1.694
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.606 Honey Mustard 0.883
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.083 Puck Yeah 1.477
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:35.322 Honey Mustard 1.378
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:37.650 Honey Mustard 2.244
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:39.650 Old Gristle 1.750
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 1:41.372 Lil Nugget 1.461
The Gap Hard Honey Mustard 1:43.056 Honey Mustard 1.684
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 1:44.339 Lil Nugget 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:46.250 Lil Nugget 1.750
The Washboard Hard Honey Mustard 1:48.844 Honey Mustard 2.594
Big Air Metal Honey Mustard 1:52.356 Honey Mustard 3.512
Smooth Descent Smooth Honey Mustard 1:56.528 The Kidney 2.450
Sweeping Curve Metal Honey Mustard 1:59.294 Squish 2.612
Final Sprint Metal Honey Mustard 2:02.411 Custard 2.833
Target Zone Carpet Honey Mustard 2:03.667 Custard 1.211
Exit Gate Metal Honey Mustard 2:04.800 Honey Mustard 1.133
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 10 0/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 27 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-9-4-16-6.
45.07
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
254 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-7-4-7-8.
53.73
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-14-8.
43.94
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-3-8-5-8.
46.14
6
The Kidney The Beans
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-16-6-10-7.
61.31
22
Butter Bean The Beans
238 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-6-7-3-11.
48.65
1
The Unit Basement Heat
239 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-12-4-6.
49.97
4
Radiator Basement Heat
234 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-5-4-6-7.
42.92
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
229 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-7-7-5-2.
8.88
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
243 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-7-5-3.
7.00
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
248 starts, 58 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-12-1-2-2.
10.64
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
216 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-1-2-4-1.
6.52
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
247 starts, 122 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-4-8-5-1.
5.36
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
237 starts, 109 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-8-1-2-1.
5.40
2
Squish The Soft Boys
235 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-2-4-4-3.
25.92
21
Custard The Soft Boys
243 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-2-3-10-4.
16.25

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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