· Season 9 · Round 30
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Yolk survives to win
Yolk took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Chunk finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:32.478 | — | 4 | +3 | 39 | 13.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:49.571 | +17.09 | 3 | +1 | 51 | 14.7 |
| 3 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 7:59.505 | +27.03 | 2 | -1 | 42 | 15.1 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 8:00.316 | +27.84 | 6 | +2 | 41 | 13.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:21.150 | +48.67 | 8 | +3 | 57 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:33.517 | +61.04 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 14.1 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:43.056 | +70.58 | 7 | 0 | 43 | 14.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:50.533 | +78.06 | 1 | -7 | 43 | 13.8 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 16.9 contacts an event coming in.
4.900
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 74 wins from 253, average finish 3.7.
10.861
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-1-2.
14.483
Up goes Yolk.
18.144
And Chunk takes flight.
21.550
Up goes Lil Nugget.
25.106
And Chunk takes flight.
28.900
Right into it goes Slapper.
39.211
Chunk gets hit hard.
43.911
You do not see that every day. Averaging 14.5 contacts an event coming in.
47.889
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 17.1 contacts an event coming in.
51.367
You do not see that every day.
54.867
Up goes Radiator.
58.533
No idea what happened there.
1:02.406
It is chaos out there.
1:06.178
Butter Bean gets air.
1:09.617
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:13.306
Slapper is airborne.
1:17.333
Up goes Lil Nugget.
1:21.922
You do not see that every day.
1:25.572
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:29.078
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:33.161
It is chaos out there.
1:36.706
Here comes Slapper.
1:39.706
Yolk takes it.
1:50.156
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:55.672
And Butter Bean takes flight.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Butter Bean | 1.950 | Butter Bean 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 5.067 | Chunk 2.811 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Chunk | 7.600 | Chunk 2.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 10.506 | Chunk 2.906 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 13.339 | Yolk 1.806 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 15.928 | Yolk 1.828 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 17.478 | Second Sock 1.411 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 18.944 | Second Sock 1.316 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 20.261 | Chunk 1.317 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 21.933 | Chunk 1.672 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Chunk | 23.667 | Slapper 1.616 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Chunk | 24.889 | Chunk 1.222 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 25.450 | Chunk 0.561 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 37.972 | Lil Nugget 2.961 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 40.233 | Second Sock 1.467 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 43.989 | Radiator 1.750 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 45.706 | Radiator 1.528 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Chunk | 48.300 | Yolk 1.667 |
| The Gap | Hard | Chunk | 51.506 | Yolk 1.944 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 53.339 | Yolk 1.439 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 55.844 | Lil Nugget 2.028 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 58.817 | Slapper 2.195 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:01.939 | Slapper 3.122 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:03.967 | Slapper 2.028 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:05.667 | Slapper 1.700 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:08.117 | Chunk 1.261 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:09.694 | Lil Nugget 1.184 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:11.094 | Lil Nugget 1.389 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:12.844 | Slapper 1.750 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 1:14.567 | Slapper 1.723 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:16.328 | Slapper 1.761 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 1:18.544 | Slapper 2.216 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 1:20.483 | Yolk 1.917 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:22.700 | Slapper 2.217 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:25.278 | Chunk 1.894 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 1:27.483 | Slapper 2.205 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Slapper | 1:28.417 | Slapper 0.934 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Slapper | 1:30.617 | Slapper 2.200 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Slapper | 1:32.950 | Slapper 2.333 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:37.378 | Radiator 1.267 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Slapper | 1:39.706 | Radiator 1.194 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-6-3-8-5.
23.52
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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