Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 33

The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent

Nan's Landing · The Fourteen Steps · 569 m · 8 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 6:28.800 6 +5 33 14.1
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 6:56.428 +27.63 4 +2 33 15.6
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 6:59.950 +31.15 7 +4 43 12.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:40.189 +71.39 1 -3 41 14.1
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:14.794 +105.99 8 +3 42 10.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:18.166 +109.37 3 -3 31 11.1
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:20.644 +111.84 2 -5 44 13.7
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:57.782 +148.98 5 -3 41 11.0
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 17.1 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Look at that.
12.250
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 10-3-2-3-7.
15.744
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-6-1.
19.444
Custard gets air.
24.033
And it all goes wrong.
27.472
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-1-3-1-8.
31.217
Look at that.
34.806
Up goes Gravy.
38.278
Pilot Light is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-7-16-5-3.
42.256
Big air for The Coaster.
48.033
Extraordinary scenes.
53.933
Damp Kevin is airborne.
57.933
The Coaster gets air.
1:01.867
Absolute carnage.
1:05.878
Extraordinary scenes.
1:10.411
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:13.950
Long John is airborne.
1:17.422
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:21.072
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:25.011
Pilot Light is completely off the deck.
1:29.167
And it all goes wrong.
1:31.672
Here comes The Coaster.
1:34.672
It is The Coaster!
1:41.128
Gravy is airborne.
1:59.017
Heavy contact for Damp Kevin.
2:02.878
Pilot Light finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Butter Bean 1.961 Butter Bean 1.961
Smooth Descent Carpet Butter Bean 5.283 Honey Mustard 3.067
Sweeping Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 8.272 Custard 2.811
Smooth Descent Carpet Honey Mustard 11.367 Gravy 3.061
The Drops Carpet Honey Mustard 13.256 Gravy 1.773
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 14.961 The Coaster 1.567
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 16.528 The Coaster 1.489
Tight Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 18.500 Honey Mustard 1.972
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 24.789 The Coaster 5.450
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 27.961 Honey Mustard 3.172
Fabric Run Soft fabric Honey Mustard 29.856 The Coaster 1.733
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 31.639 The Coaster 1.717
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 33.722 The Coaster 1.972
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 35.411 The Coaster 1.278
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Coaster 37.861 Gravy 2.422
The Kicker Smooth The Coaster 39.161 The Coaster 1.300
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 41.200 The Coaster 2.039
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 43.011 The Coaster 1.811
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 44.583 The Coaster 1.572
Tight Curve Carpet The Coaster 46.861 The Coaster 2.278
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 52.528 The Coaster 5.667
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 55.783 Honey Mustard 3.234
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 57.578 The Coaster 1.795
The Drops Hard The Coaster 59.211 The Coaster 1.633
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:00.861 Honey Mustard 1.378
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:02.644 Honey Mustard 1.417
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:03.939 Honey Mustard 1.161
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:05.883 Honey Mustard 1.589
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:08.406 The Coaster 2.523
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:11.733 The Coaster 3.327
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:13.750 The Coaster 2.017
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 1:15.817 The Coaster 2.067
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 1:17.156 The Coaster 1.339
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Coaster 1:19.539 The Coaster 2.383
The Kicker Smooth The Coaster 1:20.933 The Coaster 1.394
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 1:23.072 The Coaster 2.139
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Coaster 1:25.861 The Coaster 2.789
Final Sprint Carpet The Coaster 1:28.322 The Coaster 2.461
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:32.289 Gravy 1.050
Exit Gate Carpet The Coaster 1:34.672 Gravy 0.944
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
248 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-5-9-6-15.
55.59
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
242 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-6-6-3.
26.42
22
Butter Bean The Beans
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
21.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
240 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-11-8-4.
51.26
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
231 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 6-3-3-7-7.
4.27
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
220 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-16-2-2.
3.34
3
The Coaster The Pucks
244 starts, 111 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 8-5-1-1-2.
2.77
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
248 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-3-4-4-7.
8.10

Course preview

40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.

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