Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 7 · Round 34

The Gantry — Team Pack Race

The Gantry · The Gantry · 29 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Stubbs wins at The Gantry

Stubbs took The Gantry — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Long John finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1:37.550 9 +8 3 3.3
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:37.550 2 0 0 0.8
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1:37.550 4 +1 6 3.8
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 1:29.625 12 +8 0 3.8
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:22.458 1 -4 1 9.3
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1:15.708 7 +1 22 12.8
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:12.358 14 +7 8 11.8
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1:11.450 8 0 4 14.2
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.508 16 +7 7 13.4
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 48.825 6 -4 5 18.1
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 47.917 13 +2 11 18.9
12 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 44.292 3 -9 12 17.5
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 34.050 5 -8 7 19.9
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 32.433 10 -4 8 19.7
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 28.575 15 0 5 20.1
16 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 20.117 11 -5 6 19.7
0.000
Here we go.
3.758
That is the sport, right there.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.817
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
10.608
And it all goes wrong.
11.917
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-3-2.
12.383
Absolute carnage.
14.125
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
15.850
Less of it every time you look.
17.442
Squish survives that.
17.542
The floor is getting smaller.
19.225
Less of it every time you look.
20.117
That is Gravy finished. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-3-2.
20.875
Another panel gone.
22.508
Another panel gone.
24.125
The floor is getting smaller.
24.217
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-4.
25.725
Less of it every time you look.
27.300
There goes another one.
28.575
That is Squish finished.
28.850
Another panel gone.
30.392
You do not see that every day.
31.908
The floor is getting smaller.
32.433
In goes Honey Mustard.
33.408
No idea what happened there.
34.050
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 3-13-7-6-8.
34.900
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
36.367
Another panel gone.
37.817
Another panel gone.
39.250
Another panel gone.
40.667
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
42.075
There goes another one.
43.025
Look at the state of it.
43.467
Well, that was always going to happen.
44.425
Damp Kevin goes in.
44.842
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.200
Extraordinary scenes.
47.542
Less of it every time you look.
47.833
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 3-5-11-7-13.
48.875
It is chaos out there.
49.233
In goes Wide Load.
50.192
There goes another one.
50.633
That is Refried Ron finished.
51.500
Less of it every time you look.
52.792
No idea what happened there.
54.075
Absolute carnage.
55.342
Oh dear.
56.592
There goes another one.
57.833
They will not want to see that again.
59.067
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:00.283
That is the sport, right there.
1:01.492
They will not want to see that again.
1:02.692
Less of it every time you look.
1:03.875
Less of it every time you look.
1:05.050
Another panel gone.
1:06.217
You do not see that every day.
1:07.367
There goes another one.
1:08.508
Custard goes in.
1:08.517
Look at the state of it.
1:09.650
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.775
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:11.450
That is Crawlspace finished.
1:11.883
Less of it every time you look.
1:12.850
In goes Slapper.
1:12.992
Another panel gone.
1:14.083
Another panel gone.
1:15.175
Less of it every time you look.
1:15.708
That is The Unit finished.
1:16.250
Oh dear.
1:17.317
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:18.375
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:19.433
Less of it every time you look.
1:20.475
Another panel gone.
1:21.508
Less of it every time you look.
1:22.458
That is Crooked Pete finished.
1:22.533
And it all goes wrong.
1:23.550
They will not want to see that again.
1:29.625
Old Gristle is gone.
1:37.550
Stubbs takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Grating Crooked Pete 28.850 Crooked Pete 28.850
Smooth Descent Grating Crooked Pete 1:01.492 Crooked Pete 32.642
Smooth Descent Grating Crooked Pete 1:19.433 Crooked Pete 17.941
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
150 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-1-6-6-3.
13.90
7
Long John The Noodles
158 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-9-5-10-11.
15.77
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
156 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-15-11-14-11.
33.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
176 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-15-11-5-14.
39.63
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
163 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-16-9-5-7.
19.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans
178 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-2-1-16-1.
8.44
1
The Unit Basement Heat
160 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-14-6-7-14.
26.40
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
180 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-2-2-16-9.
12.52
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
176 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-10-9-1-2.
7.36
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
156 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-13-3-15-14.
21.56
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
164 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-3-4-4.
5.76
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
168 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-16-15-12-15.
17.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks
177 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-12-8-10-13.
21.87
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-13-11-13-12.
33.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
167 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-10-4-2-1.
11.46
21
Custard The Soft Boys
157 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-14-8-2.
11.71

Course preview

3 sections · 29 m
Smooth Descent Grating
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Open grating, nine by seven, and the slowest collapse anywhere. You can see exactly what is coming for a very long time.

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