Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 7 · Round 36

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Chunk wins at The Decking

Chunk took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Kidney finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:15.858 11 +10 0 0.8
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:15.858 5 +3 0 2.9
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 1:15.858 15 +12 0 2.6
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:00.100 1 -3 0 10.2
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 59.925 2 -3 0 9.8
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 54.083 16 +10 9 12.9
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 52.992 10 +3 6 13.0
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 51.400 8 0 9 12.5
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 44.325 9 0 2 16.1
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 43.200 7 -3 4 16.7
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 39.683 13 +2 6 18.1
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 38.025 4 -8 8 19.9
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 37.042 12 -1 7 18.3
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 25.300 3 -11 2 19.4
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.367 6 -9 8 18.6
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 18.758 14 -2 8 18.2
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 8-16-3-7-2.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.725
Less of it every time you look.
10.417
It is chaos out there.
12.075
Another panel gone.
13.708
That is the sport, right there.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.117
Nowhere left for Slapper to go. Recent finishes: 1-2-8-1-1.
16.892
Another panel gone.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
18.758
That is Slapper finished.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.367
That is Refried Ron finished. Recent finishes: 8-9-3-5-11.
21.475
You do not see that every day.
22.950
There goes another one.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.050
Second Sock is in trouble here.
25.833
Another panel gone.
26.450
That is Second Sock finished.
27.242
Less of it every time you look.
28.633
Oh dear.
30.000
Absolute carnage.
31.033
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 2-11-1-2-2.
31.350
Extraordinary scenes.
32.675
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.275
There goes another one.
36.192
The Heel is sliding.
36.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.592
Gravy is gone.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.992
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 5-7-5-7-6.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.275
You do not see that every day.
40.392
Wide Load is gone.
41.475
Another panel gone.
42.667
You do not see that every day.
43.200
Pilot Light goes in.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.600
That is Thick Rick finished.
45.008
There goes another one.
46.158
Less of it every time you look.
47.292
Another panel gone.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
There goes another one.
50.608
Another panel gone.
50.908
Nowhere left for Radiator to go.
51.692
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.308
Radiator is gone.
52.758
No idea what happened there.
53.708
Honey Mustard is gone.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.858
The floor is getting smaller.
55.108
In goes Squish.
55.892
Less of it every time you look.
56.917
There goes another one.
57.925
The floor is getting smaller.
58.925
Less of it every time you look.
59.908
There goes another one.
59.925
Long John goes in.
1:00.892
Another panel gone.
1:01.325
Crooked Pete is gone.
1:01.858
There goes another one.
1:15.858
Chunk is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 40.275 Crooked Pete 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 57.925 Crooked Pete 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 9 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
151 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-13-1-6-6.
7.97
7
Long John The Noodles
160 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-10-7-9-5.
20.78
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
176 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-15-11-5-14.
40.92
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
168 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-6-8-5-3.
18.92
6
The Kidney The Beans
144 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-6-3-4-7.
8.05
5
Refried Ron The Beans
178 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-2-1-16-1.
10.68
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
164 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-2-4-1-6.
10.52
4
Radiator Basement Heat
146 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-10-15-15-8.
23.14
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
173 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-16-16-4-7.
26.04
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
157 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-12-13-3-15.
20.82
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
162 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-15-12-8-13.
19.00
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
164 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-12-3-4-4.
5.28
4
Wide Load The Pucks
178 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-9-12-8-10.
23.92
8
Slapper The Pucks
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-16-13-11-13.
36.73
21
Custard The Soft Boys
158 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-14-3-14-8.
11.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys
168 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-10-10-4-2.
21.79

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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