Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 1

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
FULL TIME Fairness
Loading the recording

Bringing up the cameras…

auto
Report

Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:38.378 6 +5 23 14.9
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:04.461 +26.08 4 +2 25 12.7
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 7:54.095 +75.72 1 -2 29 11.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:05.544 +87.17 5 +1 40 10.7
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:11.861 +93.48 8 +3 22 12.4
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:13.884 +95.51 3 -3 32 12.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 8:26.440 +108.06 2 -5 23 11.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:42.744 +124.37 7 -1 30 11.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 17.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.067
Old Gristle goes to the front.
9.433
The lead changes hands. The Unit. Career record: 4 wins from 253, average finish 6.8.
13.672
Big air for Puck Yeah.
17.150
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
23.144
That is a big one for Puck Yeah. Averaging 13.8 contacts an event coming in.
29.111
Custard finds trouble. Averaging 15.9 contacts an event coming in.
32.944
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-14-3.
42.733
The Kidney gets hit hard.
50.583
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
59.350
That is the sport, right there.
1:04.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:08.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:13.083
Puck Yeah gets air.
1:16.628
Puck Yeah gets air.
1:20.111
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:25.944
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:30.494
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:34.528
Custard gets air.
1:37.956
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:37.983
They will not want to see that again.
1:41.383
Puck Yeah wins it.
1:45.783
Old Gristle gets hit hard.
1:49.800
Absolute carnage.
1:57.106
The Unit takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Second Sock 1.983 Second Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 5.161 Old Gristle 2.883
Sweeping Curve Hard The Unit 7.839 The Unit 2.489
Smooth Descent Hard The Unit 10.850 Puck Yeah 2.994
The Drops Hard The Unit 12.811 Puck Yeah 1.712
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 14.206 Puck Yeah 1.255
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.983 Puck Yeah 1.700
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 17.856 Puck Yeah 0.983
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 20.506 Puck Yeah 1.612
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 21.900 Puck Yeah 1.394
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 23.900 Puck Yeah 2.000
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 25.694 Puck Yeah 1.794
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 27.706 Puck Yeah 2.012
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 29.028 Puck Yeah 1.322
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 31.244 Puck Yeah 2.216
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 32.817 Puck Yeah 1.573
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 35.222 Puck Yeah 2.405
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 38.872 Puck Yeah 3.650
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 43.200 Puck Yeah 4.328
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 45.389 Puck Yeah 2.189
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 47.900 Custard 2.372
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 49.939 Puck Yeah 2.039
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 53.828 Puck Yeah 3.889
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 57.239 Old Gristle 2.700
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:02.389 Old Gristle 3.162
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:05.344 Honey Mustard 2.245
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:07.778 Puck Yeah 2.434
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:09.756 Puck Yeah 1.978
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:11.994 Puck Yeah 2.238
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:12.917 Puck Yeah 0.923
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:14.400 Puck Yeah 1.483
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:16.022 Puck Yeah 1.622
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.217 Puck Yeah 1.195
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.206 Old Gristle 1.967
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:21.533 Puck Yeah 2.327
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:24.422 Puck Yeah 2.889
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:28.422 Custard 2.406
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.156 Custard 2.172
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.989 Honey Mustard 2.556
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:38.578 Honey Mustard 1.250
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:40.956 Honey Mustard 1.128
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 0/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 0/1 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
259 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-8-7-7.
25.60
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
252 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-4-13-6-12.
40.22
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-5-7-6-16.
27.13
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
253 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-6-5-8.
20.72
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
244 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
4.45
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
264 starts, 60 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 8-2-1-2-3.
3.41
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
264 starts, 133 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-14-3.
2.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-8-4-6-4.
10.74

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

On the record

0 calls

Nobody has committed to anything yet.