Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 3

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Heel finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:43.383 8 +7 9 21.6
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 7:59.267 +15.88 3 +1 21 13.5
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:03.934 +20.55 5 +2 36 15.1
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:13.606 +30.22 4 0 46 12.9
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:21.223 +37.84 7 +2 50 13.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:30.022 +46.64 2 -4 12 22.4
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:55.483 +72.10 1 -6 29 11.9
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:59.956 +76.57 6 -2 15 20.4
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Squish is coming through.
12.028
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-14.
16.656
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
20.306
Absolute carnage.
23.844
And it all goes wrong.
28.167
Lil Nugget is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-3-1-3-3.
31.933
Crooked Pete has the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 271, average finish 6.9.
37.933
The lead changes hands. Squish.
42.800
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 12-2-4-4-4.
46.400
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
49.889
The Heel gets air.
54.494
Pilot Light finds trouble.
58.306
Up goes Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 10-10-7-6-7.
1:02.011
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:05.728
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:09.228
Up goes Squish.
1:20.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:24.339
Absolute carnage.
1:28.367
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:32.956
That is not going to help.
1:39.856
Here comes Squish.
1:41.406
The Heel has stopped dead.
1:44.806
It is Puck Yeah!
1:53.989
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:59.522
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Puck Yeah 1.944 Puck Yeah 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 5.000 Puck Yeah 3.056
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.572 Chunk 2.528
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.394 Puck Yeah 2.822
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.656 Squish 1.961
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 15.317 Chunk 2.567
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 16.628 Chunk 1.289
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 17.861 Chunk 1.155
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 19.017 Chunk 1.028
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 22.556 Chunk 1.500
The Washboard Metal Squish 24.567 Squish 1.923
Slick Floor Slick Squish 26.556 Squish 1.989
The Spiral Metal Crooked Pete 34.078 Crooked Pete 2.178
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 38.894 Squish 2.811
Rotating Drum Metal Squish 40.283 Lil Nugget 1.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Squish 41.783 Lil Nugget 1.344
The Drops Metal Squish 43.117 Lil Nugget 1.195
Bounce Pads Smooth Squish 44.572 Squish 1.455
The Gap Hard Squish 46.133 Squish 1.561
The Drops Hard Squish 47.417 Squish 1.284
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 49.572 Squish 2.155
The Washboard Hard Squish 52.222 Squish 2.650
Big Air Metal Squish 56.011 Squish 3.789
Smooth Descent Smooth Squish 58.500 Squish 2.489
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 1:02.517 Crooked Pete 2.311
Narrow Pipe Metal Squish 1:05.661 Crooked Pete 1.867
The Drops Metal Squish 1:07.444 Crooked Pete 1.666
Rotating Drum Metal Squish 1:08.894 Squish 1.450
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 1:10.889 Squish 1.995
The Washboard Metal Squish 1:13.061 Squish 2.172
Slick Floor Slick Squish 1:15.728 Squish 2.667
Smooth Descent Metal Squish 1:18.800 Squish 3.072
Sweeping Curve Metal Squish 1:21.089 Squish 2.289
Slick Floor Slick Squish 1:24.000 Squish 2.911
The Plunge Metal Squish 1:26.117 Squish 2.117
Smooth Descent Metal Squish 1:28.456 Squish 2.339
The Kicker Metal Squish 1:29.556 Squish 1.100
Sweeping Curve Metal Squish 1:32.300 Sweaty Gerald 2.583
Final Sprint Metal Squish 1:35.244 Squish 2.944
Target Zone Carpet Squish 1:40.356 Crooked Pete 1.377
Exit Gate Metal Squish 1:42.856 Crooked Pete 1.334
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 0/1 6
4 NOO The Noodles 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 6 0/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-6-7-9.
39.02
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-4-6-5.
12.75
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
252 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-8-11-5-6.
58.27
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
250 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-5-8-4.
22.50
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
261 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-1-3-3.
4.03
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
262 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-2-2-14.
3.31
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
264 starts, 133 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-14-3.
3.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys
250 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-4-4-4-8.
8.49

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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