· Season 10 · Round 30
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Tender Greg survives to win
Tender Greg took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Old Gristle finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:18.311 | — | 3 | +2 | 43 | 15.1 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:04.873 | +46.56 | 6 | +4 | 41 | 14.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:26.262 | +67.95 | 8 | +5 | 30 | 19.4 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:33.323 | +75.01 | 2 | -2 | 45 | 15.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:36.072 | +77.76 | 4 | -1 | 26 | 15.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:45.539 | +87.23 | 5 | -1 | 43 | 12.1 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:46.567 | +88.26 | 7 | 0 | 44 | 14.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:29.618 | +131.31 | 1 | -7 | 7 | 18.2 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.567
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle. Career record: 62 wins from 281, average finish 4.0.
10.872
That is not going to help.
14.500
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
18.539
Tender Greg gets air.
22.328
Big air for The Unit.
26.339
The Unit gets hit hard. Averaging 20.4 contacts an event coming in.
29.811
Absolute carnage. Averaging 16.2 contacts an event coming in.
35.433
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
40.039
Absolute carnage.
45.150
Big air for Slapper.
49.789
Up goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-1-1.
53.783
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard. Averaging 20.0 contacts an event coming in.
57.611
Tender Greg finds trouble.
1:01.239
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
1:07.956
Up goes Slapper.
1:11.978
Right into it goes Old Gristle.
1:15.456
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:18.944
Second Sock is airborne.
1:22.394
Up goes The Unit.
1:27.056
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:33.450
That is not going to help.
1:38.650
Tender Greg is airborne.
1:43.317
Look at that.
1:47.467
Tender Greg has it.
1:49.000
The Unit finds trouble.
1:52.400
Tender Greg takes it.
1:59.678
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Slapper | 1.944 | Slapper 1.944 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Slapper | 5.017 | Old Gristle 2.856 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Old Gristle | 7.400 | Old Gristle 2.272 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 10.511 | Slapper 3.039 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 12.444 | Old Gristle 1.933 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 15.050 | Slapper 2.494 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 16.261 | Old Gristle 1.211 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 17.361 | Old Gristle 1.100 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 19.117 | Thick Rick 1.128 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 20.767 | Slapper 1.650 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Slapper | 22.411 | Slapper 1.644 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 24.367 | Tender Greg 1.717 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Floppy Joe | 34.139 | Floppy Joe 1.800 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 38.817 | Slapper 2.873 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 40.783 | Second Sock 1.450 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 44.383 | Second Sock 1.689 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 46.083 | Second Sock 1.561 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 48.283 | Tender Greg 1.739 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 50.694 | Tender Greg 1.805 |
| The Drops | Hard | Tender Greg | 52.183 | Tender Greg 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 54.217 | Slapper 1.973 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 56.822 | Slapper 2.605 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:00.600 | Old Gristle 3.355 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:03.050 | Old Gristle 2.178 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:06.144 | Old Gristle 1.839 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:07.394 | Slapper 1.250 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:08.550 | Slapper 1.156 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:09.628 | Slapper 1.078 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:11.167 | Slapper 1.539 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:21.417 | The Unit 1.739 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Tender Greg | 1:24.050 | The Unit 2.145 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:27.178 | The Unit 2.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:30.161 | The Unit 2.172 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Tender Greg | 1:33.111 | Old Gristle 2.500 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:35.189 | Old Gristle 1.905 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:37.439 | Old Gristle 2.117 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:38.489 | Old Gristle 0.922 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:40.656 | Tender Greg 2.167 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:43.494 | Old Gristle 2.638 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Tender Greg | 1:47.961 | Sweaty Gerald 2.722 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Tender Greg | 1:50.467 | Old Gristle 1.989 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
264 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-3-6-5-5.
21.46
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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