Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 39

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:26.683 5 +4 42 14.8
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:50.978 +84.30 2 0 2 22.9
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:05.711 +99.03 1 -2 43 12.3
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:10.606 +103.92 8 +4 56 13.1
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:14.417 +107.73 6 +1 9 22.0
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:29.945 +123.26 4 -2 53 13.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:35.817 +129.13 7 0 38 14.2
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:43.489 +136.81 3 -5 25 12.2
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
5.500
Slapper hits the front.
10.439
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
14.144
That is Chunk gone.
17.839
And Tender Greg takes flight.
21.817
Big air for Honey Mustard.
25.278
Oh dear. Averaging 16.8 contacts an event coming in.
29.339
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-6-15.
37.828
That is a big one for Slapper.
41.683
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
45.983
And Slapper takes flight.
49.428
Big air for Slapper.
53.011
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
56.417
Tube Sock is completely off the deck.
59.917
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:03.467
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:07.039
And Slapper takes flight.
1:14.150
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:18.794
And Crawlspace takes flight.
1:23.006
That is not going to help.
1:26.822
You do not see that every day.
1:30.839
Tube Sock is airborne.
1:34.344
Slapper is going to win this.
1:36.044
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:39.444
Slapper takes it.
1:44.089
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:59.300
Right into it goes Sweaty Gerald.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crawlspace 1.950 Crawlspace 1.950
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 5.033 Chunk 2.777
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 7.178 Slapper 2.145
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 10.094 Chunk 2.816
The Drops Metal Chunk 12.094 Chunk 1.700
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 15.733 Slapper 2.905
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 16.939 Slapper 1.206
The Drops Metal Slapper 18.022 Slapper 1.083
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 19.878 Honey Mustard 1.250
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 23.300 Honey Mustard 1.694
The Washboard Metal Slapper 25.311 Honey Mustard 1.884
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 27.128 Slapper 1.817
The Spiral Metal Slapper 33.944 Slapper 6.816
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 36.528 Slapper 2.584
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 37.822 Slapper 1.294
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 40.172 Slapper 2.350
The Drops Metal Slapper 41.750 Slapper 1.578
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 43.722 Crawlspace 1.883
The Gap Hard Slapper 45.656 Slapper 1.934
The Drops Hard Slapper 47.078 Slapper 1.422
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 49.033 Slapper 1.955
The Washboard Hard Slapper 51.156 Slapper 2.123
Big Air Metal Slapper 54.294 Slapper 3.138
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 56.439 Slapper 2.145
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 59.389 Crawlspace 2.028
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 1:01.917 Tender Greg 1.416
The Drops Metal Slapper 1:03.539 Tender Greg 1.317
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 1:04.828 Tender Greg 1.278
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 1:06.589 Slapper 1.761
The Washboard Metal Slapper 1:08.506 Tender Greg 1.828
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:10.972 Tender Greg 1.978
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 1:15.422 Tender Greg 2.633
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 1:17.989 Tender Greg 2.039
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:20.678 Slapper 2.689
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:23.567 Tender Greg 2.022
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 1:25.772 Slapper 2.205
The Kicker Metal Slapper 1:26.711 Slapper 0.939
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 1:28.694 Slapper 1.983
Final Sprint Metal Slapper 1:31.217 Slapper 2.523
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:35.078 Tender Greg 1.233
Exit Gate Metal Slapper 1:37.344 Tender Greg 1.228
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 0/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 0/1 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
286 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-10-3-5.
15.33
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
273 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-11-8-7-8.
30.82
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
270 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-6-8-9-7.
25.95
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
275 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-14-6-14-4.
35.46
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
263 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
4.94
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
280 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-5-13-2.
3.67
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
273 starts, 132 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-1-1-2.
2.49
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
259 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-1-4-5-11.
10.06

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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