· Season 10 · Round 42
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 6:23.150 | — | 2 | +1 | 35 | 15.4 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:29.750 | +6.60 | 3 | +1 | 36 | 12.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:07.300 | +44.15 | 5 | +2 | 36 | 12.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:43.462 | +80.31 | 7 | +3 | 41 | 12.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:10.461 | +107.31 | 4 | -1 | 34 | 11.6 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:10.683 | +107.53 | 1 | -5 | 44 | 11.4 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:11.694 | +168.54 | 6 | -1 | 36 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:42.000 | +198.85 | 8 | 0 | 52 | 10.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.567
And it's Slapper in front now.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-5-7-3-3.
11.761
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
15.361
The Heel is completely off the deck.
18.806
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 14-7-14-6-11.
24.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-2-4.
28.239
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-5-7-3-3.
32.011
That is not going to help.
35.906
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 13-5-8-7-7.
39.422
Refried Ron is airborne.
43.156
Up goes Refried Ron.
48.033
That is not going to help.
51.606
Oh dear.
56.133
Big air for The Heel.
59.906
Extraordinary scenes.
1:03.400
Chunk hits the front.
1:07.367
Right into it goes Slapper.
1:11.783
Up goes Custard.
1:15.239
Custard gets air.
1:20.056
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:23.606
Refried Ron gets hit hard.
1:28.033
It is chaos out there.
1:28.067
Slapper has it.
1:31.433
Chunk takes it.
1:37.072
The Heel finds trouble.
1:41.311
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
1:49.039
Right into it goes Custard.
2:01.583
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Pilot Light | 1.961 | Pilot Light 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 5.056 | Slapper 2.806 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 7.689 | Honey Mustard 2.428 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 10.878 | Chunk 3.139 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 12.656 | Slapper 1.772 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 14.222 | Honey Mustard 1.566 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 15.750 | Slapper 1.411 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 17.806 | Slapper 1.906 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 22.883 | Chunk 4.200 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 26.072 | Chunk 3.072 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 27.950 | Chunk 1.773 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 29.722 | Chunk 1.583 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 31.878 | Chunk 1.922 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 33.267 | Slapper 1.389 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 35.878 | Slapper 2.611 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 37.211 | Slapper 1.333 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 39.250 | Slapper 2.039 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 41.094 | Slapper 1.844 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 42.694 | Slapper 1.600 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 44.939 | Chunk 2.200 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 50.844 | Slapper 5.905 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 54.094 | Honey Mustard 3.217 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 55.867 | Honey Mustard 1.700 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 57.489 | Slapper 1.622 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 59.056 | Chunk 1.344 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:01.550 | Chunk 1.406 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 1:03.244 | Chunk 1.088 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Chunk | 1:04.767 | Chunk 1.523 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Chunk | 1:07.889 | Slapper 2.394 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:11.578 | Slapper 3.545 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:13.917 | Slapper 2.339 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 1:16.167 | Slapper 2.250 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:17.611 | Chunk 1.416 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:19.878 | Slapper 2.267 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 1:21.411 | Chunk 1.300 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 1:23.717 | Chunk 2.005 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:26.689 | Chunk 2.672 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:29.178 | Chunk 2.445 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:30.178 | Slapper 1.000 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 1:31.067 | Slapper 0.889 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
287 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-8-4-10-3.
22.98
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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