Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 11

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at Nan's Landing

Chunk took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Slapper finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.356 14 +13 9 9.3
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:44.089 +0.73 10 +8 9 10.6
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:45.672 +2.32 4 +1 6 9.6
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:50.150 +6.79 11 +7 9 9.2
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:53.550 +10.19 16 +11 11 9.8
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:54.973 +11.62 12 +6 11 10.1
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:56.605 +13.25 15 +8 11 8.8
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:56.962 +13.61 5 -3 11 8.9
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:01.312 +17.96 9 0 10 10.3
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:03.455 +20.10 2 -8 4 9.6
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:03.500 +20.14 13 +2 9 9.5
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:03.833 +20.48 8 -4 7 18.3
13 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:04.667 +21.31 6 -7 10 8.7
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:05.789 +22.43 7 -7 12 8.9
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:08.689 +25.33 3 -12 11 8.4
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:09.128 +25.77 1 -15 11 8.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
4.067
The lead changes hands. Stubbs. Career record: 4 wins from 32, average finish 5.0.
8.033
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 2-12-1-3-13.
13.739
Big air for Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-2-14-1-12.
17.194
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-8-6.
20.844
Up goes Long John.
24.900
That is not going to help.
29.172
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
32.694
That is a big one for Chunk.
36.322
Lil Nugget has it.
36.989
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.389
Chunk takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Sweaty Gerald 1.567 Sweaty Gerald 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Stubbs 4.067 Stubbs 2.489
Sweeping Curve Metal Stubbs 4.500 Stubbs 0.433
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 15.739 Lil Nugget 2.456
The Drops Carpet Stubbs 17.256 Stubbs 1.517
The Spiral Soft fabric Stubbs 18.800 Stubbs 1.544
Laundry Chute Carpet Stubbs 22.150 Wide Load 1.856
Rotating Drum Smooth Stubbs 25.006 Wide Load 2.177
Narrow Pipe Carpet Stubbs 27.289 Slapper 2.083
The Drops Smooth Stubbs 29.928 Lil Nugget 1.944
Stairwell Smooth Lil Nugget 32.817 Lil Nugget 2.006
Carpet Flat Carpet Lil Nugget 36.044 Slapper 3.144
Tight Curve Smooth Lil Nugget 39.322 Chunk 1.000
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 12-10-6-8-8.
70.69
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-3-8-6-7.
18.06
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 4-11-6-7-5.
125.34
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-9-5.
96.54
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 15-4-8-11-6.
129.84
6
The Kidney The Beans
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-10-6-5.
82.00
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-5-7-7.
84.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-6-5-4-7.
99.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
30 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 10-2-3-3-1.
10.22
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
26 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-4-3-15-1.
29.81
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-6-2-2-2.
5.33
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
23 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 5-1-1-2-2.
3.80
4
Wide Load The Pucks
27 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-2-4-13-1.
10.74
8
Slapper The Pucks
29 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-5-2-4.
4.82
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-7-4-2-3.
22.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-4-2-4-3.
11.96

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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