Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Squish survives to win

Squish took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Crooked Pete finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:34.000 11 +10 8 10.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:38.544 +4.54 3 +1 17 12.5
3 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:42.994 +8.99 9 +6 13 11.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:43.572 +9.57 10 +6 2 21.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:44.366 +10.37 1 -4 12 11.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:45.872 +11.87 13 +7 10 13.6
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:45.917 +11.92 7 0 12 11.1
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:46.833 +12.83 5 -3 15 10.9
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:04.038 +30.04 2 -7 13 12.5
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.672 +32.67 12 +2 9 12.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:23.160 +49.16 8 -3 12 10.9
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:35.361 +61.36 15 +3 7 15.4
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:48.011 +74.01 4 -9 7 13.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:54.961 +80.96 16 +2 14 12.1
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:12.233 +98.23 6 -9 3 21.2
Lil Nugget DNF NUG The Nuggets 4:58.127 +144.13 14 -2 4 20.4
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.967
Puck Yeah hits the front. Career record: 25 wins from 49, average finish 3.0.
8.372
It is chaos out there.
11.911
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-4-4.
15.472
Crawlspace is airborne.
22.833
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-1-1.
25.856
Puck Yeah has it.
28.383
The Kidney gets hit hard. Averaging 10.3 contacts an event coming in.
31.783
It is Squish! Career record: 1 wins from 47, average finish 5.6.
36.922
Oh dear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.567 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 4.344 Wide Load 2.395
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 5.633 Wide Load 1.250
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Puck Yeah 7.422 Wide Load 1.694
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 8.728 Stubbs 1.211
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 9.972 Puck Yeah 1.244
The Pinball Table Metal Puck Yeah 11.039 Puck Yeah 1.067
Collision Funnel Metal Puck Yeah 16.939 Puck Yeah 5.900
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 18.772 Puck Yeah 1.833
Barrier Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 21.156 Custard 1.678
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 23.883 Custard 2.261
Bounce Pads Metal Puck Yeah 25.450 Custard 1.528
Laundry Chute Metal Puck Yeah 27.667 Custard 2.205
Narrow Pipe Carpet Puck Yeah 28.856 Custard 1.045
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 7 1/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 19 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
47 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-5-7-8-7.
40.84
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-7-6-6-7.
21.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-4-5-14-5.
29.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-4-5-5-8.
37.62
6
The Kidney The Beans
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-12-6-8-7.
54.27
5
Refried Ron The Beans
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-6-7-8-8.
94.12
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-4-7-8.
33.21
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
41 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-5-7-8-10.
30.07
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
44 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-2-3-1.
5.29
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
41 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-1-2.
10.07
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
43 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-2-3-13.
5.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
42 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-13-2-12-2.
15.38
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
44 starts, 21 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
4.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
40 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-1-1-2-3.
12.50
21
Custard The Soft Boys
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-14-8-2-4.
42.61
2
Squish The Soft Boys
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-8-4-4-4.
20.49

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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