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Derby · Season 9 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Crooked Pete finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:24.000 — 14 +13 21 13.1
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:28.183 +4.18 2 0 5 10.7
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:29.858 +5.86 3 0 1 11.8
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.717 +6.72 1 -3 4 10.2
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.233 +7.23 4 -1 0 10.3
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:34.767 +10.77 9 +3 30 11.8
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.050 +12.05 12 +5 24 11.6
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:39.850 +15.85 10 +2 31 12.3
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.267 +17.27 11 +2 25 11.6
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:45.433 +21.43 8 -2 10 11.0
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:49.083 +25.08 6 -5 12 10.6
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.292 +25.29 5 -7 14 10.9
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:50.500 +26.50 7 -6 8 10.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 12 11.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 15 11.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.8
3.750
Tender Greg goes to the front.
9.133
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-13-3-8.
14.333
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-1-1.
20.000
A new leader — Old Gristle.
25.800
They will not want to see that again.
30.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 2-14-1-1-1.
40.050
Long John is coming through. Recent finishes: 7-3-8-12-4.
46.650
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
51.450
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 118 wins from 259, average finish 3.5.
56.017
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:00.833
Look at the state of it.
1:05.900
That has come off.
1:10.167
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:17.358
Oh, that is a big one.
1:21.750
Crooked Pete goes to the front.
1:25.958
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:29.225
Long John has put Tender Greg out.
1:45.517
And it all goes wrong.
1:49.058
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:54.442
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:00.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
2:08.975
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:15.900
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:20.325
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.900
Yolk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:36.708
Up it goes.
2:44.975
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:49.867
That was always going to happen.
2:56.783
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
2:58.283
Last lap.
3:12.867
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:17.917
That has come off.
3:21.000
Here comes Wide Load.
3:24.000
Wide Load takes it!
3:30.975
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
3:41.067
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 24.700 The Lieutenant 24.700
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 51.917 Wide Load 24.950
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 1:19.792 Crooked Pete 25.875
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:44.275 Wide Load 23.883
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:11.867 Thick Rick 24.358
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:35.400 Wide Load 22.633
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:58.208 Wide Load 22.808
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:24.000 Crooked Pete 25.116
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
214 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-7-5-15.
12.03
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
200 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-9-8-16-9.
149.58
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
188 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-8-3-13-1.
11.15
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
221 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-6-1-3.
3.12
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
201 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-13-16-5-5.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-14-12-11-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
204 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-12-7-5-6.
126.96
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
201 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-9-14-11-5.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
205 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-9-14-8-7.
189.31
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
206 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 5-10-12-14-3.
53.66
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
217 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-2-4-15-1.
5.38
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
211 starts, 46 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-3-5-3-1.
4.08
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
201 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-15-11-13-11.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
218 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-8-1-2-7.
5.85
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
205 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 12-14-15-16-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-10-16-13-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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