Derby · Season 9 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:36.275 | — | 14 | +13 | 46 | 12.4 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:38.450 | +2.18 | 12 | +10 | 45 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.467 | +9.19 | 4 | +1 | 61 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.283 | +11.01 | 3 | -1 | 62 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:53.675 | +17.40 | 2 | -3 | 60 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:54.475 | +18.20 | 6 | 0 | 72 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:57.275 | +21.00 | 10 | +3 | 61 | 11.3 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +3 | 25 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 35 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 20 | 11.9 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 20 | 10.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 10 | 11.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 12 | 9.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 14 | 10.9 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 15 | 9.7 |
1.842
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
6.367
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-15-4-2.
12.017
That has come off.
16.442
That has come off.
21.708
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-6-5.
25.983
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
30.633
It is coming apart now.
32.133
That is Long John taking Sweaty Gerald with them. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-6-5.
36.225
Pilot Light will not be back.
37.883
Squish is out, and Wide Load did it.
42.550
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-1.
47.267
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 7-9-4-4-2.
51.650
That has come off.
53.150
Crooked Pete is out, and Tube Sock did it.
57.975
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:02.992
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
1:07.233
That is real damage.
1:13.875
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:18.225
Crawlspace will not be back.
1:26.625
Up it goes.
1:31.833
Look at the state of it.
1:40.767
Chunk is losing bits.
1:48.517
That is a long way off the ground.
1:55.183
Up it goes.
2:01.608
And it all goes wrong.
2:06.100
Oh, that is a big one.
2:11.025
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:14.083
Lil Nugget is out.
2:18.092
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:28.550
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:33.600
A new leader — Wide Load.
2:38.242
They will not want to see that again.
2:43.667
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:49.850
That has come off.
2:56.867
Absolute carnage.
3:02.325
That is a long way off the ground.
3:06.950
Up it goes.
3:12.542
Wide Load leaves something behind.
3:14.042
This is the last of it.
3:18.550
They felt that in the back row.
3:28.242
Wide Load is airborne!
3:32.958
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:33.275
Here comes Wide Load.
3:36.275
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:45.242
Second Sock leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 19.633 | Slapper 19.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 40.925 | Slapper 21.292 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:04.267 | Chunk 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:27.925 | Wide Load 22.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:50.525 | Chunk 22.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:11.075 | Chunk 20.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:51.058 | The Lieutenant 24.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:13.142 | Wide Load 22.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:36.275 | The Lieutenant 22.242 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
191 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-15-10-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-16-10-16-13.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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14m
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8m
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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