Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 21

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win

The Unit took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Basement Heat. Chunk finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 7:48.756 4 +3 56 15.0
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:56.321 +7.57 6 +4 4 22.6
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:19.377 +30.62 3 0 9 22.1
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:20.566 +31.81 5 +1 21 20.1
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:23.371 +34.62 1 -4 11 17.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:26.938 +38.18 2 -4 32 13.9
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:38.389 +49.63 8 +1 13 11.7
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:41.588 +52.83 7 -1 33 18.1
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 20.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.267
Slapper hits the front.
8.033
They will not want to see that again.
11.739
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-15-7.
15.739
The Kidney is airborne.
20.178
Second Sock gets air. Recent finishes: 4-5-3-7-4.
23.600
And Squish takes flight.
27.383
Second Sock has gone over the side.
31.517
Squish gets air. Recent finishes: 4-5-3-8-4.
39.250
Up goes Slapper.
42.756
Slapper gets air.
46.667
No idea what happened there.
50.117
That is Slapper gone.
53.739
And The Unit takes flight. Recent finishes: 15-6-8-11-6.
57.311
The Unit gets hit hard.
1:02.083
That is not going to help.
1:09.128
And The Kidney takes flight.
1:13.794
And The Unit takes flight.
1:17.556
Big air for The Unit.
1:23.644
And it all goes wrong.
1:35.961
Oh dear.
1:43.200
The Unit is airborne.
1:49.372
The Unit has it.
1:52.372
The Unit wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Floppy Joe 1.989 Floppy Joe 1.989
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 5.078 Slapper 2.828
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 7.367 Slapper 2.289
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 10.200 Slapper 2.833
The Drops Metal Slapper 12.372 Chunk 1.739
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 14.889 Slapper 2.517
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 17.389 Thick Rick 1.238
The Drops Metal Slapper 19.006 Thick Rick 1.189
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 20.289 Thick Rick 1.123
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 21.972 Slapper 1.683
The Washboard Metal Slapper 23.728 Slapper 1.756
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 25.033 Slapper 1.305
The Spiral Metal Slapper 25.333 Slapper 0.300
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 36.400 Squish 2.795
Rotating Drum Metal Slapper 37.639 Slapper 1.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 38.906 Slapper 1.267
The Drops Metal Slapper 40.033 Slapper 1.127
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 41.639 Squish 1.578
The Gap Hard The Unit 52.022 Slapper 1.883
The Drops Hard The Unit 53.839 Slapper 1.272
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Unit 56.933 Slapper 1.728
The Washboard Hard Slapper 48.761 Slapper 2.239
Big Air Metal Squish 1:05.617 Squish 3.606
Smooth Descent Smooth Squish 1:09.089 The Unit 2.606
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Unit 1:11.083 The Unit 1.977
Narrow Pipe Metal The Unit 1:12.489 The Unit 1.406
The Drops Metal The Unit 1:13.800 The Unit 1.311
Rotating Drum Metal The Unit 1:15.133 The Unit 1.333
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Unit 1:17.050 Squish 1.911
The Washboard Metal The Unit 1:21.222 Squish 2.378
Slick Floor Slick The Unit 1:24.911 The Unit 3.689
Smooth Descent Metal The Unit 1:30.039 The Unit 5.128
Sweeping Curve Metal The Unit 1:33.506 The Unit 3.467
Slick Floor Slick The Unit 1:36.339 The Unit 2.833
The Plunge Metal The Unit 1:39.250 The Unit 2.911
Smooth Descent Metal The Unit 1:41.872 The Unit 2.622
The Kicker Metal The Unit 1:43.056 The Unit 1.184
Sweeping Curve Metal The Unit 1:46.322 The Unit 3.266
Final Sprint Metal The Unit 1:49.528 The Unit 3.206
Target Zone Carpet The Unit 1:50.972 The Unit 1.444
Exit Gate Metal The Unit 1:52.372 The Unit 1.400
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 0/1 6
4 PCK The Pucks 4 0/1 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
265 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-15-5-5-10.
57.32
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
288 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-4-6-6-2.
29.84
6
The Kidney The Beans
291 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-5-14-8-9.
44.40
1
The Unit Basement Heat
289 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-8-7-3.
22.36
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
298 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-9-7-3-3.
9.75
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
295 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-1-5-2-2.
2.70
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
293 starts, 143 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-3-2-1-1.
2.40
2
Squish The Soft Boys
281 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-7-4-4-4.
7.64

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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