Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 30

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Yolk survives to win

Yolk took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. Honey Mustard finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:13.878 6 +5 45 14.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:24.344 +10.47 8 +6 32 21.6
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:08.201 +54.32 3 0 48 12.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:15.867 +61.99 1 -3 49 15.4
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:22.128 +68.25 2 -3 54 15.0
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:29.967 +76.09 5 -1 51 13.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:35.873 +82.00 4 -3 12 16.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:48.106 +94.23 7 -1 43 12.0
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble. Averaging 21.8 contacts an event coming in.
7.433
Yolk takes a knock. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
11.150
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
14.767
And Refried Ron takes flight.
20.128
Honey Mustard gets air.
23.700
And it's Honey Mustard in front now. Career record: 24 wins from 290, average finish 4.6.
27.433
And Crawlspace takes flight.
30.978
And Old Gristle takes flight.
40.033
Big move from Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 10-7-6-7-6.
44.861
Big air for Yolk.
48.417
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-5-8.
51.928
Honey Mustard is airborne.
55.972
The Heel is airborne.
59.589
And it all goes wrong.
1:03.406
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
1:07.428
Yolk is completely off the deck.
1:12.494
Heavy contact for Crooked Pete.
1:16.717
Honey Mustard is airborne.
1:20.661
Absolute carnage.
1:24.350
Refried Ron takes a knock.
1:28.783
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
1:30.367
Yolk has it.
1:32.233
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:35.633
Yolk takes it.
1:44.044
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:47.961
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
1:51.656
No idea what happened there.
1:56.433
Big air for Crawlspace.
2:00.839
Crooked Pete finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Honey Mustard 1.956 Honey Mustard 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 5.100 Puck Yeah 2.884
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.589 Yolk 2.422
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.406 Yolk 2.639
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.672 Refried Ron 1.772
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 15.578 Honey Mustard 2.800
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 16.828 Puck Yeah 1.250
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 18.006 Puck Yeah 1.178
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 19.406 Honey Mustard 1.094
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 22.867 Honey Mustard 1.439
The Washboard Metal Honey Mustard 24.472 Honey Mustard 1.539
Slick Floor Slick Honey Mustard 25.744 Honey Mustard 1.272
The Spiral Metal Honey Mustard 27.344 Honey Mustard 1.600
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Honey Mustard 41.028 Yolk 2.761
Rotating Drum Metal Yolk 43.078 Yolk 1.367
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 44.500 Yolk 1.422
The Drops Metal Yolk 45.800 Yolk 1.300
Bounce Pads Smooth Yolk 47.394 Yolk 1.594
The Gap Hard Yolk 49.117 Yolk 1.723
The Drops Hard Yolk 50.522 Yolk 1.405
Sweeping Curve Smooth Yolk 52.683 Yolk 2.161
The Washboard Hard Yolk 55.789 Honey Mustard 2.973
Big Air Metal Yolk 59.089 Honey Mustard 2.994
Smooth Descent Smooth Yolk 1:01.383 Yolk 2.294
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Yolk 1:03.422 Yolk 2.039
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 1:04.800 Old Gristle 1.311
The Drops Metal Yolk 1:06.028 Yolk 1.228
Rotating Drum Metal Yolk 1:07.128 Old Gristle 1.089
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Yolk 1:08.778 Old Gristle 1.478
The Washboard Metal Yolk 1:10.678 Honey Mustard 1.505
Slick Floor Slick Yolk 1:12.650 Refried Ron 1.622
Smooth Descent Metal Yolk 1:15.189 Old Gristle 2.339
Sweeping Curve Metal Yolk 1:17.822 Old Gristle 2.166
Slick Floor Slick Yolk 1:20.333 Yolk 2.511
The Plunge Metal Yolk 1:22.394 Yolk 2.061
Smooth Descent Metal Yolk 1:24.794 Old Gristle 2.289
The Kicker Metal Yolk 1:25.861 Old Gristle 0.978
Sweeping Curve Metal Yolk 1:28.500 Old Gristle 2.483
Final Sprint Metal Yolk 1:31.206 Yolk 2.706
Target Zone Carpet Yolk 1:32.322 Yolk 1.116
Exit Gate Metal Yolk 1:33.367 Yolk 1.045
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 1 0/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 0/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 1/1 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 PCK The Pucks 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
308 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-7-9-4.
41.87
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
293 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-3-7-6.
15.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans
294 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-6-5-5-8.
38.46
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
293 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-14-6-5.
27.49
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
285 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-3-1-3.
6.06
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
301 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-2-1.
2.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
301 starts, 158 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-7-1.
2.67
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
300 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-5-8-4-2.
9.64

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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