· Season 11 · Round 33
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 6:47.650 | — | 3 | +2 | 32 | 14.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:52.511 | +4.86 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 13.0 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:57.967 | +10.32 | 6 | +3 | 36 | 12.9 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:31.705 | +44.06 | 5 | +1 | 43 | 10.7 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:06.745 | +79.10 | 8 | +3 | 42 | 11.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:20.122 | +92.47 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 12.5 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:38.477 | +110.83 | 1 | -6 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:53.383 | +125.73 | 7 | -1 | 46 | 11.1 |
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 21.4 contacts an event coming in.
6.433
Yolk takes the lead.
12.167
Up goes Yolk.
15.583
The Heel is completely off the deck.
19.611
That is the sport, right there.
23.267
Extraordinary scenes.
28.339
Wide Load gets air.
31.806
Up goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-6-1-1-6.
35.250
Extraordinary scenes.
39.178
Radiator is airborne.
42.722
It is chaos out there.
46.856
Wide Load takes a knock.
50.822
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
54.811
Honey Mustard finds trouble.
58.794
That is a big one for The Heel.
1:02.278
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
1:05.706
That is the sport, right there.
1:09.661
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:13.239
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 15-7-3-8-3.
1:16.850
Yolk gets air. Recent finishes: 5-4-1-5-2.
1:20.294
Look at that. Recent finishes: 5-13-4-4-5.
1:25.672
Refried Ron is airborne.
1:30.061
The Heel finds trouble.
1:34.822
Wide Load finds trouble.
1:37.939
Here comes Wide Load.
1:40.939
It is Honey Mustard!
1:45.106
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:54.717
Right into it goes The Heel.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Heel | 1.983 | The Heel 1.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 5.256 | Honey Mustard 2.978 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 7.894 | Old Gristle 2.189 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Yolk | 11.244 | Radiator 2.872 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Yolk | 13.117 | Wide Load 1.638 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Long John | 16.061 | Wide Load 1.495 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Long John | 18.050 | Old Gristle 1.522 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 20.483 | Old Gristle 2.150 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 25.556 | Wide Load 3.950 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 29.028 | Old Gristle 3.156 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 30.961 | Old Gristle 1.844 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 32.833 | Yolk 1.811 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 34.967 | Honey Mustard 2.094 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 36.328 | Wide Load 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 38.817 | Wide Load 2.489 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 40.167 | Wide Load 1.350 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 42.311 | Wide Load 2.144 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 44.211 | Wide Load 1.900 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 45.889 | Wide Load 1.678 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 48.228 | Wide Load 2.339 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 54.044 | Wide Load 5.816 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 57.328 | Honey Mustard 3.200 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 59.217 | Old Gristle 1.833 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:00.933 | Wide Load 1.716 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:03.244 | Honey Mustard 1.367 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:05.694 | Honey Mustard 1.516 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:07.422 | Honey Mustard 1.211 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:09.594 | Honey Mustard 1.889 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:13.372 | Old Gristle 3.484 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:17.483 | Honey Mustard 4.028 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:19.750 | Wide Load 2.267 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:22.011 | Wide Load 2.261 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:23.483 | Wide Load 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:26.072 | Honey Mustard 2.217 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:27.494 | Wide Load 1.422 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:29.656 | Wide Load 2.162 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:32.506 | Wide Load 2.850 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:35.000 | Wide Load 2.494 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:38.628 | Honey Mustard 1.123 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:40.939 | Honey Mustard 1.011 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
302 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 8-1-2-2-2.
2.92
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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