· Season 11 · Round 42
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:25.994 | — | 2 | +1 | 28 | 13.6 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:53.245 | +27.25 | 3 | +1 | 40 | 12.4 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 7:13.972 | +47.98 | 4 | +1 | 40 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:16.111 | +110.12 | 1 | -3 | 41 | 11.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:19.495 | +113.50 | 5 | 0 | 42 | 13.9 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:53.088 | +147.09 | 6 | 0 | 42 | 11.1 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:10.561 | +164.57 | 8 | +1 | 40 | 12.5 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:14.061 | +168.07 | 7 | -1 | 44 | 11.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 21.2 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-5.
11.811
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-3-5.
15.683
That is going to sting in the morning.
19.489
Long John is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 8-5-13-4-6.
23.500
The Heel finds trouble.
27.083
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-8-1.
30.739
Look at that.
34.539
They will not want to see that again.
38.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
41.817
And Long John takes flight.
45.661
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
51.311
Pilot Light is airborne.
56.628
Long John is completely off the deck.
1:01.606
Slapper is airborne.
1:05.900
Stubbs is airborne.
1:09.439
It is chaos out there.
1:12.900
Old Gristle finds trouble.
1:17.189
Yolk is completely off the deck.
1:21.256
That is not going to help.
1:24.844
The Heel is airborne.
1:28.983
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:33.311
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:39.100
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:42.767
Here comes Old Gristle.
1:45.767
It is Slapper!
1:51.000
That is not going to help.
1:59.139
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Butter Bean | 1.961 | Butter Bean 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 5.072 | Slapper 2.816 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.933 | Pilot Light 2.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 10.994 | Old Gristle 3.061 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 12.844 | Slapper 1.694 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 14.811 | Slapper 1.528 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 16.222 | Slapper 1.411 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 18.144 | Slapper 1.922 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 23.683 | Slapper 5.539 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 27.022 | Old Gristle 3.178 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 29.033 | Yolk 1.944 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 30.772 | Slapper 1.739 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 32.794 | Slapper 2.022 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 34.122 | Slapper 1.328 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 36.561 | Stubbs 2.206 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 37.950 | Slapper 1.389 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 40.056 | Slapper 2.106 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 41.889 | Slapper 1.833 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 43.433 | Slapper 1.544 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 45.639 | Slapper 2.206 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 51.417 | Slapper 5.778 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 54.650 | Slapper 3.233 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 56.489 | Slapper 1.839 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 58.172 | Slapper 1.683 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:00.300 | The Heel 1.550 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:02.656 | Old Gristle 1.828 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:04.256 | Old Gristle 1.389 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:06.517 | Slapper 2.261 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:15.106 | Old Gristle 3.278 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:19.344 | Stubbs 3.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:21.706 | Stubbs 2.289 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:24.039 | Old Gristle 2.333 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:25.928 | Stubbs 1.567 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:29.339 | Pilot Light 2.878 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:30.950 | Stubbs 1.489 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:33.400 | Stubbs 2.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:36.450 | Old Gristle 3.050 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:39.272 | Stubbs 2.806 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:43.406 | The Heel 3.512 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:45.767 | Old Gristle 2.361 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
308 starts, 68 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-8-2-4.
3.09
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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