Derby · Season 10 · Round 46
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win
Crooked Pete took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Heel finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:16.808 | — | 2 | +1 | 13 | 10.6 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:17.025 | +0.22 | 4 | +2 | 13 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:17.708 | +0.90 | 9 | +6 | 31 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:18.567 | +1.76 | 15 | +11 | 24 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:20.842 | +4.03 | 3 | -2 | 13 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:21.100 | +4.29 | 1 | -5 | 13 | 10.2 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:22.625 | +5.82 | 11 | +4 | 36 | 12.3 |
| 8 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:25.150 | +8.34 | 13 | +5 | 33 | 11.5 |
| 9 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:32.233 | +15.43 | 12 | +3 | 42 | 12.3 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.367 | +15.56 | 7 | -3 | 14 | 10.9 |
| 11 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:35.683 | +18.88 | 10 | -1 | 35 | 12.4 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:36.242 | +19.43 | 6 | -6 | 18 | 10.6 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 31 | 12.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 19 | 11.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 13 | 10.5 |
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 314, average finish 5.8.
10.025
Up it goes.
16.625
Extraordinary scenes.
20.867
That was always going to happen.
25.592
That has come off.
30.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-8-3.
34.333
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-1-1-1-3.
40.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
44.808
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-3-2-8-3.
49.783
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-3-1-2-2.
56.575
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:03.875
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:08.483
You do not see that every day.
1:12.758
Up it goes.
1:19.092
That has come off.
1:25.358
Stubbs is airborne!
1:30.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
1:34.750
That has come off.
1:40.050
You do not see that every day.
1:46.033
There is nothing left of it.
1:50.558
They will not want to see that again.
1:55.550
That is a long way off the ground.
1:59.800
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:02.675
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:04.175
Radiator is out, and Crawlspace did it.
2:14.625
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:18.008
The Lieutenant has put Squish out.
2:22.358
Extraordinary scenes.
2:31.750
Up it goes.
2:36.275
Up it goes.
2:40.925
Up it goes.
2:45.225
Slapper is losing bits.
2:48.817
This is the last of it.
2:53.850
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:58.033
Stubbs has put The Coaster out.
3:03.067
There is nothing protecting Slapper now.
3:11.842
It is coming apart now.
3:13.808
Crooked Pete is coming to the flag.
3:15.308
Right on the line.
3:16.808
Crooked Pete takes it!
3:22.383
Up it goes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 21.125 | Squish 21.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 42.992 | Custard 20.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:04.608 | The Lieutenant 21.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:26.025 | The Heel 20.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:45.858 | The Coaster 19.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:06.658 | The Coaster 20.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:28.158 | Thick Rick 18.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:48.817 | The Lieutenant 20.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 3:16.808 | Custard 20.909 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 14 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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