· Season 12 · Round 12
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:35.945 | — | 3 | +2 | 9 | 21.5 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:02.133 | +26.19 | 1 | -1 | 46 | 12.6 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:14.305 | +38.36 | 4 | +1 | 34 | 15.7 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:16.466 | +40.52 | 6 | +2 | 49 | 12.6 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:23.044 | +47.10 | 8 | +3 | 53 | 13.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:26.944 | +51.00 | 7 | +1 | 45 | 12.6 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:48.722 | +72.78 | 2 | -5 | 46 | 13.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:50.311 | +74.37 | 5 | -3 | 44 | 15.8 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.7 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
You do not see that every day.
11.839
Thick Rick is airborne.
16.033
Crawlspace is losing places.
19.628
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
24.033
Tube Sock is last now.
27.589
Crooked Pete gets air.
31.022
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 7-8-9-6-8.
35.333
Wide Load finds trouble. Averaging 17.0 contacts an event coming in.
40.578
Thick Rick takes a knock. Averaging 18.5 contacts an event coming in.
46.083
Wide Load is airborne.
49.628
Custard gets air.
53.233
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-6-4-2-8.
56.706
No idea what happened there.
1:00.422
It is chaos out there.
1:04.661
Up goes Crooked Pete.
1:08.989
They will not want to see that again.
1:12.461
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:15.861
And Custard takes flight.
1:19.717
And Custard takes flight.
1:25.128
Extraordinary scenes.
1:26.511
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:28.778
They will not want to see that again.
1:32.178
It is The Lieutenant!
1:37.461
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
1:44.439
Up goes Crooked Pete.
1:48.239
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
1:58.450
Heavy contact for Crawlspace.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 1.956 | Sweaty Gerald 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Sweaty Gerald | 5.189 | The Lieutenant 2.872 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Crawlspace | 7.772 | Crawlspace 2.411 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Thick Rick | 10.989 | Thick Rick 3.183 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 13.122 | Sweaty Gerald 1.923 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Sweaty Gerald | 15.639 | Sweaty Gerald 1.972 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 17.622 | Wide Load 1.305 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 18.867 | Wide Load 1.184 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 20.022 | Wide Load 1.166 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 21.600 | Thick Rick 1.572 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Wide Load | 23.156 | Wide Load 1.556 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 24.861 | Custard 1.673 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 31.278 | Custard 1.666 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 33.972 | Wide Load 2.694 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 36.511 | Custard 1.367 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 39.950 | Custard 1.505 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 41.600 | Custard 1.445 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 43.967 | Custard 1.572 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 47.311 | Custard 2.000 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 49.206 | Custard 1.622 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 51.522 | Wide Load 2.316 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 54.417 | Wide Load 2.895 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 57.628 | Wide Load 3.211 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 59.761 | Wide Load 2.133 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:01.617 | Wide Load 1.856 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:03.994 | Thick Rick 1.333 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:05.544 | Thick Rick 1.361 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:06.833 | Wide Load 1.289 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:08.561 | Wide Load 1.728 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Wide Load | 1:10.106 | Wide Load 1.545 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 1:11.761 | Wide Load 1.655 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 1:13.811 | Wide Load 2.050 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 1:15.800 | Thick Rick 1.850 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 1:17.761 | Wide Load 1.961 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Wide Load | 1:19.617 | Wide Load 1.856 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 1:21.817 | Thick Rick 2.106 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Wide Load | 1:22.817 | Thick Rick 0.950 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 1:25.239 | Thick Rick 2.344 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Wide Load | 1:27.622 | Wide Load 2.383 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:28.611 | Wide Load 0.989 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Wide Load | 1:29.511 | Wide Load 0.900 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
311 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-10-5-6-3.
23.53
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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