· Season 12 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:19.561 | — | 1 | 0 | 40 | 13.5 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:38.671 | +19.11 | 3 | +1 | 40 | 13.2 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:43.278 | +23.72 | 2 | -1 | 44 | 14.3 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 9:04.883 | +45.32 | 7 | +3 | 33 | 14.1 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:05.184 | +45.62 | 13 | +8 | 33 | 13.4 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:27.656 | +68.10 | 15 | +9 | 35 | 13.6 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:35.310 | +75.75 | 10 | +3 | 36 | 13.1 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:39.055 | +79.49 | 4 | -4 | 36 | 13.8 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:46.083 | +86.52 | 8 | -1 | 43 | 13.1 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:47.283 | +87.72 | 11 | +1 | 42 | 15.2 |
| 11 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:49.473 | +89.91 | 6 | -5 | 42 | 16.9 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:53.944 | +94.38 | 14 | +2 | 34 | 13.3 |
| 13 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:55.500 | +95.94 | 5 | -8 | 33 | 15.0 |
| 14 | The Kidney | The Beans | 9:57.239 | +97.68 | 12 | -2 | 42 | 12.5 |
| 15 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:57.783 | +98.22 | 16 | +1 | 41 | 12.0 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:18.883 | +119.32 | 9 | -7 | 31 | 18.1 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.022
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
11.311
That is going to sting in the morning.
14.833
You do not see that every day.
18.422
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-6-6-1-1.
29.200
Squish hits the front.
32.817
Big air for Squish. Recent finishes: 3-2-8-8-4.
36.222
Up goes The Lieutenant.
39.800
Squish hits the front.
43.467
Long John is airborne.
47.533
Up goes Yolk.
51.294
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-3.
54.922
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-15-6.
58.500
And it's Old Gristle in front now.
1:01.933
Squish takes the lead.
1:05.722
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.033
And Slapper takes flight.
1:13.872
And it all goes wrong.
1:19.517
Squish takes a knock.
1:23.067
And Old Gristle takes flight.
1:27.006
Wide Load is airborne.
1:30.556
Slapper gets air.
1:34.417
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:37.867
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-6-6-1-1.
1:42.100
Honey Mustard hits the front.
1:46.322
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:53.672
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
2:00.422
That is a big one for Second Sock.
2:03.906
That is a big one for Yolk.
2:06.783
Honey Mustard has it.
2:08.772
Right into it goes Crawlspace.
2:12.172
Slapper takes it.
2:19.200
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Crawlspace | 1.567 | Crawlspace 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Crawlspace | 5.139 | Old Gristle 2.934 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.717 | Yolk 2.344 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Yolk | 10.894 | Slapper 2.894 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Yolk | 12.650 | Lil Nugget 1.750 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Yolk | 21.239 | Yolk 8.589 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Yolk | 24.072 | Old Gristle 2.800 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Yolk | 26.822 | Slapper 1.372 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Squish | 30.050 | Slapper 1.517 |
| The Drops | Metal | Squish | 31.583 | Slapper 1.395 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Squish | 33.183 | The Lieutenant 1.450 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 35.144 | Wide Load 1.350 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Yolk | 37.994 | Wide Load 1.667 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Squish | 43.172 | Squish 4.772 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Squish | 46.772 | Slapper 3.156 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Squish | 48.850 | Wide Load 1.900 |
| The Drops | Hard | Squish | 50.711 | The Lieutenant 1.655 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 53.283 | Slapper 2.006 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Yolk | 55.067 | Slapper 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 57.889 | Old Gristle 2.083 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 59.472 | Slapper 1.322 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:01.944 | Slapper 1.667 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Squish | 1:03.306 | Second Sock 0.622 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:14.089 | Wide Load 2.728 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:17.717 | The Unit 1.406 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:21.456 | Long John 1.589 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:23.156 | Crooked Pete 1.444 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:24.733 | Honey Mustard 1.250 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Yolk | 1:26.983 | Honey Mustard 1.617 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Yolk | 1:28.717 | Honey Mustard 0.856 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Yolk | 1:31.261 | Slapper 1.433 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Yolk | 1:33.083 | Slapper 1.167 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Yolk | 1:35.833 | Slapper 1.905 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Yolk | 1:37.839 | Honey Mustard 1.784 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:41.900 | Honey Mustard 2.722 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:45.889 | The Lieutenant 3.550 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:48.167 | Slapper 2.150 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:50.806 | Crawlspace 2.111 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:52.939 | Lil Nugget 2.123 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:57.156 | Honey Mustard 4.217 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:59.967 | Slapper 2.422 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:04.339 | The Unit 3.616 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:07.361 | The Unit 2.734 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:08.628 | Honey Mustard 1.267 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:09.783 | Honey Mustard 1.155 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 26 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
328 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-8-9-6.
83.16
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
322 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-2-5-2.
5.49
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
320 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-2-4-2.
4.04
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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