· Season 12 · Round 33
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 6:41.523 | — | 8 | +7 | 36 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 6:54.928 | +13.41 | 7 | +5 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 7:12.189 | +30.67 | 3 | 0 | 44 | 11.7 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:40.884 | +59.36 | 1 | -3 | 33 | 14.8 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:03.461 | +81.94 | 2 | -3 | 39 | 13.2 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 8:12.138 | +90.62 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 12.8 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:27.011 | +105.49 | 6 | -1 | 47 | 13.8 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:42.366 | +120.84 | 4 | -4 | 36 | 14.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-4-3.
11.678
Big air for Puck Yeah.
15.111
And Gravy takes flight.
18.861
And Stubbs takes flight.
22.817
That is not going to help. Averaging 19.4 contacts an event coming in.
26.256
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-4-1-1-1.
32.094
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-4-3.
36.106
Long John gets air. Recent finishes: 14-8-9-5-5.
39.950
And Pilot Light takes flight.
43.411
Butter Bean gets hit hard.
48.000
Gravy goes to the front.
51.894
You do not see that every day.
56.339
Pilot Light gets air.
1:00.694
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:04.128
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
1:07.744
Stubbs gets air.
1:11.578
Look at that.
1:15.367
Up goes Tender Greg.
1:19.100
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:22.533
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
1:26.217
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
1:30.322
That is a big one for Puck Yeah.
1:32.333
Gravy is going to win this.
1:34.467
The lead changes hands. Gravy.
1:37.867
It is Puck Yeah!
1:43.772
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
1:47.844
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:56.333
No idea what happened there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1.950 | Puck Yeah 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 5.044 | Puck Yeah 3.094 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 7.817 | Gravy 2.422 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 10.817 | Puck Yeah 3.000 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 12.544 | Puck Yeah 1.727 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 14.089 | Puck Yeah 1.545 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 15.489 | Puck Yeah 1.400 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 17.428 | Puck Yeah 1.939 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 23.094 | Puck Yeah 5.666 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 26.250 | Puck Yeah 3.156 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 28.017 | Puck Yeah 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 29.611 | Puck Yeah 1.594 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 31.733 | Gravy 1.978 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 33.472 | Gravy 1.316 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 36.744 | Gravy 2.411 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 38.267 | Gravy 1.356 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 40.511 | Gravy 2.139 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 43.678 | Gravy 1.933 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 46.400 | Gravy 1.695 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 49.889 | Gravy 2.283 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 54.622 | Puck Yeah 4.411 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 58.033 | Stubbs 3.255 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 59.950 | Puck Yeah 1.917 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:01.639 | Gravy 1.688 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:03.006 | Gravy 1.345 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:04.572 | Gravy 1.428 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:05.872 | Gravy 1.127 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:07.817 | Gravy 1.556 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:10.022 | Puck Yeah 2.205 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:13.156 | Puck Yeah 3.134 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:15.183 | Puck Yeah 2.027 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:17.317 | Puck Yeah 2.134 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:18.733 | Puck Yeah 1.416 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:20.867 | Puck Yeah 2.134 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:22.400 | Gravy 1.478 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:24.711 | Gravy 2.306 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:27.789 | Gravy 2.972 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:30.350 | Puck Yeah 2.561 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Gravy | 1:34.306 | Gravy 1.123 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Gravy | 1:35.333 | Gravy 1.027 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
311 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-4-3-8-4.
9.99
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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