Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 46

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:38.105 2 +1 20 20.7
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:55.032 +16.93 5 +3 6 21.5
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:55.979 +17.87 7 +4 24 11.1
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:05.111 +27.01 6 +2 21 14.2
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:15.983 +37.88 4 -1 29 13.3
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:18.610 +40.51 3 -3 24 11.8
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:19.140 +41.04 1 -6 25 10.9
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:22.251 +44.15 8 0 25 11.4
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit. Averaging 24.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.333
The Coaster goes to the front.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
11.911
And it all goes wrong.
15.567
Thick Rick is airborne.
19.544
That is the sport, right there.
23.006
Refried Ron finds trouble. Averaging 24.9 contacts an event coming in.
27.667
Thick Rick takes the lead. Career record: 26 wins from 342, average finish 5.0.
34.783
Chunk gets air.
43.633
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 89 wins from 344, average finish 3.6.
55.267
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 19.3 contacts an event coming in.
1:00.394
Second Sock finds trouble.
1:09.400
Absolute carnage.
1:12.861
And Chunk takes flight.
1:16.328
It is chaos out there.
1:20.122
Chunk is off the course.
1:23.783
Extraordinary scenes.
1:27.400
Big air for Squish.
1:31.144
Second Sock is airborne.
1:34.617
You do not see that every day.
1:39.111
Thick Rick is going to win this.
1:40.228
Oh dear.
1:43.628
It is Chunk!
1:51.650
Refried Ron has ground to a halt.
1:58.722
That is a big one for Second Sock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Second Sock 1.983 Second Sock 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 5.067 The Coaster 2.817
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 7.367 The Coaster 2.300
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.311 The Coaster 2.944
The Drops Hard The Coaster 11.978 The Coaster 1.667
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 13.306 The Coaster 1.328
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 15.789 Thick Rick 1.950
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 16.778 Thick Rick 0.917
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 18.272 The Coaster 1.494
Barrier Run Smooth Chunk 22.233 Thick Rick 1.211
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 24.150 Chunk 1.917
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 25.867 Thick Rick 1.650
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 28.183 Thick Rick 2.027
Fabric Run Soft fabric Thick Rick 29.556 Thick Rick 1.373
Sweeping Curve Carpet Thick Rick 32.489 Chunk 2.311
The Kicker Smooth Thick Rick 34.017 Thick Rick 1.528
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 36.350 Thick Rick 2.333
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 40.600 Chunk 3.506
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 47.700 Refried Ron 4.578
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 49.939 Chunk 2.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 52.556 Crooked Pete 2.528
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 54.578 Chunk 2.022
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 58.200 Chunk 3.622
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:01.561 Second Sock 2.800
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:06.083 Chunk 4.522
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 1:08.983 Chunk 2.900
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:11.306 Chunk 2.323
The Plunge Metal Chunk 1:13.161 Chunk 1.855
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 1:15.294 Chunk 2.133
The Kicker Hard Chunk 1:16.222 Chunk 0.928
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:17.778 Chunk 1.556
The Gap Hard Thick Rick 1:23.506 Thick Rick 1.839
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 1:25.067 Thick Rick 1.561
Sweeping Curve Smooth Thick Rick 1:27.306 Squish 2.055
The Washboard Hard Thick Rick 1:29.456 Thick Rick 2.150
Big Air Metal Thick Rick 1:32.700 Thick Rick 3.244
Smooth Descent Smooth Thick Rick 1:34.839 Thick Rick 2.139
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 1:37.544 Thick Rick 2.705
Final Sprint Hard Thick Rick 1:40.000 Thick Rick 2.456
Target Zone Carpet Thick Rick 1:41.094 Thick Rick 1.094
Exit Gate Hard Thick Rick 1:42.111 Thick Rick 1.017
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 0/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
31.29
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
327 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-4-6-4.
30.46
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
334 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-5-6-15-7.
72.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
329 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-5-7-7-8.
44.13
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
336 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 9-2-6-3-3.
7.84
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
338 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-3-2-2-8.
3.45
3
The Coaster The Pucks
330 starts, 167 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
1.82
2
Squish The Soft Boys
327 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-3-5-4-3.
13.83

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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