· Season 12 · Round 6
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:15.728 | — | 1 | 0 | 45 | 12.9 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 6:53.295 | +37.57 | 6 | +4 | 37 | 13.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:15.099 | +59.37 | 7 | +4 | 38 | 14.9 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:33.522 | +77.79 | 2 | -2 | 43 | 12.4 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:09.544 | +113.82 | 4 | -1 | 45 | 11.1 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:45.373 | +149.65 | 5 | -1 | 37 | 12.3 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:12.172 | +176.44 | 8 | +1 | 41 | 13.3 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:16.906 | +181.18 | 3 | -5 | 45 | 14.5 |
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
12.889
Look at that. Recent finishes: 11-5-5-8-8.
16.433
Refried Ron hits the front.
21.361
Thick Rick is airborne.
25.033
Look at that.
29.017
Gravy is airborne.
32.644
And Refried Ron takes flight. Recent finishes: 12-7-16-7-4.
36.311
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
40.139
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-2-3.
44.028
That is a big one for Slapper.
48.033
Slapper is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-10-1-1-1.
51.711
And Thick Rick takes flight.
55.261
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:01.328
Up goes Gravy. Recent finishes: 5-2-3-2-7.
1:04.783
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:08.217
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:12.300
They will not want to see that again.
1:15.756
Refried Ron gets air.
1:20.122
Refried Ron is airborne.
1:24.183
Tender Greg gets air.
1:28.050
Extraordinary scenes.
1:33.017
Gravy has it.
1:34.489
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:37.889
Slapper wins it.
1:41.822
They will not want to see that again.
1:49.272
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
1:54.950
Second Sock takes a knock.
2:01.183
Big Randy finds trouble.
2:07.450
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.950 | Refried Ron 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Refried Ron | 5.300 | Crawlspace 3.100 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Second Sock | 8.428 | Slapper 2.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Second Sock | 11.994 | Gravy 3.139 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Second Sock | 14.039 | Refried Ron 1.750 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Refried Ron | 16.022 | Gravy 1.572 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Refried Ron | 18.094 | Gravy 1.462 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Second Sock | 20.928 | Gravy 2.366 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 26.611 | Gravy 5.589 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 29.867 | Gravy 3.256 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 31.583 | Gravy 1.716 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 33.178 | Gravy 1.595 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 35.217 | Slapper 2.022 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 36.578 | Slapper 1.322 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 38.706 | Slapper 1.956 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Gravy | 40.239 | Slapper 1.439 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 42.611 | Slapper 2.144 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 44.683 | Slapper 1.845 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 46.522 | Slapper 1.583 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 49.022 | Slapper 2.311 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Gravy | 55.217 | Slapper 5.639 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Gravy | 58.483 | Slapper 3.250 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 1:00.517 | Slapper 1.850 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 1:02.272 | Slapper 1.700 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Gravy | 1:04.483 | Thick Rick 1.389 |
| The Gap | Hard | Gravy | 1:06.717 | Thick Rick 1.555 |
| The Drops | Hard | Gravy | 1:08.250 | Thick Rick 1.178 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Gravy | 1:10.683 | Thick Rick 1.483 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Gravy | 1:13.056 | Slapper 1.989 |
| Big Air | Metal | Gravy | 1:16.328 | Slapper 2.666 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Gravy | 1:18.367 | Slapper 1.784 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 1:20.544 | Slapper 2.061 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Gravy | 1:22.000 | Slapper 1.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 1:24.444 | Slapper 2.189 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Gravy | 1:25.989 | Slapper 1.350 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Gravy | 1:28.361 | Slapper 2.111 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 1:31.278 | Slapper 2.839 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Gravy | 1:33.828 | Gravy 2.550 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Gravy | 1:34.956 | Gravy 1.128 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Gravy | 1:36.017 | Gravy 1.061 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-8-4.
8.65
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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