The Noodles
· Noodle · #1
Big Randy
“The Long Man”
The most discussed competitor in the sport. Enormous, unhurried and statistically infuriating.
Wobbleton Games
Starts
467
Wins
0
Podiums
0
Average finish
24.22
Best finish
6
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 467 | 0 | 0 | 24.2 | 6 | 0 |
| Relays | 467 | 0 | 0 | 24.2 | 6 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 9 | 0 | 0 | 26.8 | 16 | 0 |
| Away from home | 467 | 0 | 0 | 24.2 | 6 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 465 | 0 | 0 | 24.3 | 6 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7.0 | 7 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 0 | 22.1 | 7 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Timber | 302 | 9.987 | 6.400 | +0.01 |
| Smooth Descent | Matting | 298 | 10.409 | 6.400 | +0.16 |
| Smooth Descent | Baize | 148 | 10.278 | 6.400 | +0.11 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | 135 | 11.268 | 6.400 | +0.07 |
| Smooth Descent | Concrete | 122 | 10.443 | 6.400 | +0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Ice | 122 | 10.498 | 6.400 | +0.10 |
| Smooth Descent | Laminate | 25 | 10.928 | 6.400 | -0.08 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 22 | 0.933 | 41m ago |
| The Lectern | The Lectern | Team Stack | 8 | 7 | 1.708 | 1h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.433 | 2h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 27 | 1.308 | 4h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 5.067 | 5h ago |
| The Pouffe (Qualifier) | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 16 | 8 | 0.900 | 6h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 14 | 1.467 | 7h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 31 | 1.108 | 8h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 1.100 | 10h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 23 | 1.417 | 11h ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 20 | 3.250 | 13h ago |
| The Bollard — Relay | The Bollard | Team Stack | 32 | 26 | 1.217 | 14h ago |
| The Pouffe — Relay | The Pouffe | Team Stack | 32 | 29 | 0.975 | 16h ago |
| The Trestle — Relay | The Trestle | Team Stack | 32 | 28 | 5.000 | 17h ago |
| The Ironing Board — Relay | The Ironing Board | Team Stack | 32 | 26 | 1.533 | 19h ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid — Relay | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 32 | 15 | 1.425 | 20h ago |
| The Stool — Relay | The Stool | Team Stack | 32 | 27 | 5.017 | 22h ago |
| The Coffee Table — Relay | The Coffee Table | Team Stack | 32 | 24 | 3.933 | 1d ago |
| The Lectern — Relay | The Lectern | Team Stack | 32 | 21 | 1.992 | 1d ago |
| The Wheelie Bin Lid (Qualifier) | The Wheelie Bin Lid | Team Stack | 16 | 13 | 0.992 | 1d ago |