Derby · Season 11 · Round 6
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:14.450 | — | 11 | +10 | 30 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.458 | +3.01 | 4 | +2 | 11 | 10.5 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.467 | +5.02 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.917 | +5.47 | 2 | -2 | 11 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:22.817 | +8.37 | 16 | +11 | 24 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:28.517 | +14.07 | 14 | +8 | 35 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:33.008 | +18.56 | 8 | +1 | 20 | 10.1 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:34.775 | +20.33 | 7 | -1 | 17 | 10.5 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:35.608 | +21.16 | 6 | -3 | 24 | 10.8 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:35.833 | +21.38 | 5 | -5 | 21 | 10.9 |
| 11 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:37.108 | +22.66 | 12 | +1 | 40 | 11.6 |
| 12 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:38.692 | +24.24 | 9 | -3 | 41 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 38 | 12.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 19 | 12.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.1 |
3.600
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 327, average finish 5.4.
8.142
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-6.
12.608
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
16.858
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-6-5-4-2.
22.275
Crawlspace is losing bits.
28.858
Thick Rick is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-6-2.
34.400
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-5-15-5-7.
39.500
Up it goes.
44.258
Up it goes.
50.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
55.033
Yolk will not be back.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.417
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:10.067
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:14.483
Up it goes.
1:21.292
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:22.792
Puck Yeah is out, and Long John did it.
1:28.117
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:35.250
Wide Load is airborne!
1:44.708
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:52.233
You do not see that every day.
1:57.375
Absolute carnage.
2:03.517
Oh, that is a big one.
2:12.633
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.017
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:25.825
They will not want to see that again.
2:30.100
Up it goes.
2:36.267
Absolute carnage.
2:49.208
The Unit is losing bits.
2:52.417
This is the last of it.
2:58.017
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
3:02.692
Thick Rick is losing bits.
3:08.658
And it all goes wrong.
3:11.450
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:14.450
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:19.042
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:23.033
That is Custard taking Crooked Pete with them.
3:28.775
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:35.692
They felt that in the back row.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 20.467 | Custard 20.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 42.800 | Lil Nugget 20.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:05.433 | Old Gristle 20.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:26.033 | Old Gristle 20.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:49.075 | The Lieutenant 21.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:10.575 | Custard 20.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:29.808 | Old Gristle 19.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:52.417 | The Heel 21.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:14.450 | The Heel 21.534 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 26 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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