Derby · Season 11 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:26.892 | — | 12 | +11 | 44 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:42.442 | +15.55 | 11 | +9 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.558 | +17.67 | 3 | 0 | 60 | 10.8 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:48.708 | +21.82 | 7 | +3 | 71 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.700 | +22.81 | 2 | -3 | 54 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:53.758 | +26.87 | 5 | -1 | 64 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 4:00.175 | +33.28 | 10 | +3 | 51 | 11.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 61 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 27 | 22.5 |
| — | Damp Kevin RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 32 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 14 | 12.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 18 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 16 | 10.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 11 | 9.9 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.0 |
1.842
That has come off. Recent finishes: 9-8-14-8-5.
6.700
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
11.575
The Kidney leaves something behind.
17.500
Slapper is airborne!
23.850
That has come off.
28.183
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 9-8-14-8-5.
29.683
Yolk is out, and Squish did it. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-4-3.
31.183
That is Butter Bean taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 6-7-10-7-6.
37.100
That has come off.
41.867
That is a long way off the ground.
46.283
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
49.350
Crooked Pete is out. Recent finishes: 7-13-6-6-4.
50.850
That is The Lieutenant taking Squish with them.
53.350
Butter Bean has put The Kidney out.
57.725
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:03.542
Up it goes.
1:09.233
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:14.225
That has come off.
1:20.050
Lil Nugget is on the move.
1:25.325
And it all goes wrong.
1:28.933
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:33.458
They felt that in the back row.
1:41.008
That was always going to happen.
1:45.575
And it all goes wrong.
1:50.050
Look at The Unit go.
1:56.675
Extraordinary scenes.
2:03.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:09.008
They felt that in the back row.
2:17.075
Slapper is airborne!
2:30.217
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:35.925
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:42.975
That is a long way off the ground.
2:51.842
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:56.225
They felt that in the back row.
3:00.525
One to go.
3:06.983
That is a long way off the ground.
3:11.375
Look at the state of it.
3:18.308
That is a long way off the ground.
3:23.150
Lil Nugget will not take much more.
3:23.892
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:26.892
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:28.392
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:41.825
You do not see that every day.
3:51.692
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 22.842 | The Lieutenant 22.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 44.000 | Puck Yeah 19.658 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:04.058 | Puck Yeah 20.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:26.108 | Puck Yeah 22.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:56.292 | Lil Nugget 22.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:15.750 | The Lieutenant 19.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:39.083 | Old Gristle 22.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:00.525 | The Lieutenant 21.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:26.892 | Thick Rick 23.925 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 20 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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14m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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