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Derby · Season 11 · Round 8

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Crooked Pete finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:10.033 — 13 +12 30 10.4
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.367 +0.33 1 -1 7 9.8
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.800 +0.77 3 0 9 9.4
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:11.367 +1.33 2 -2 8 9.0
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:11.550 +1.52 4 -1 8 9.1
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:12.842 +2.81 14 +8 34 10.2
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:19.467 +9.43 7 0 20 9.3
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:21.417 +11.38 8 0 20 9.7
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:23.908 +13.88 10 +1 31 10.6
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.292 +15.26 11 +1 33 10.5
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:25.942 +15.91 5 -6 9 9.3
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:30.417 +20.38 9 -3 43 10.4
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 12 9.2
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 14 10.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 9.7
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 13 9.6
2.658
Look at the state of it.
9.183
That is a long way off the ground.
13.858
That has come off.
19.275
They felt that in the back row.
23.850
Squish is airborne!
30.050
Chunk is on the move. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-3.
34.842
Old Gristle is airborne!
39.450
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
48.233
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
53.717
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-3.
58.683
That is a long way off the ground.
1:04.450
Squish is losing bits.
1:09.125
They felt that in the back row.
1:13.150
Old Gristle has put Chunk out. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-3.
1:18.392
That was always going to happen.
1:24.408
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-6.
1:30.842
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-6.
1:37.533
They felt that in the back row.
1:41.925
That has come off.
1:43.425
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:50.117
Squish will not be back.
1:59.558
Refried Ron is in trouble.
2:03.767
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.192
Old Gristle has put Refried Ron out.
2:11.500
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:17.458
Look at the state of it.
2:23.292
The Heel is losing bits.
2:34.392
Up it goes.
2:44.075
This is the last of it.
2:55.642
That is a long way off the ground.
3:00.050
You do not see that every day.
3:07.033
Here comes Wide Load.
3:08.533
Right on the line.
3:10.033
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:21.342
Crawlspace is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 22.142 Slapper 22.142
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 46.383 Wide Load 22.908
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:08.192 Wide Load 21.567
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:34.500 Squish 22.433
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:58.675 Wide Load 22.925
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:23.067 Slapper 22.550
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:44.075 Wide Load 21.008
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:10.033 Long John 22.150
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 1/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 26 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
236 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-7-13-12.
37.07
7
Long John The Noodles
262 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-6-7-9-7.
5.82
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
263 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-3-5-4-6.
2.16
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
227 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-2-8-3-5.
6.66
6
The Kidney The Beans
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-10-15-15-7.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-12-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
242 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-14-8-2-8.
55.35
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
249 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-10-11-7-9.
88.98
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
248 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-14-8-2-6.
94.90
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
246 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-9-16-4-6.
28.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
257 starts, 62 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 11-9-5-1-7.
13.37
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
209 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-9-13-14-11.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
260 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-6-1-7-4.
6.25
8
Slapper The Pucks
232 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-1-11-13-3.
82.72
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 12-16-16-16-14.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-14-8-13-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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