Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 10 · Round 15

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Damp Kevin wins at The Balcony

Damp Kevin took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 21.258 3 +2 0 2.5
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 19.250 12 +10 1 19.1
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 18.833 15 +12 0 19.6
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 16.450 9 +5 0 19.3
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 14.275 14 +9 0 19.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 13.967 2 -4 0 20.8
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 13.925 11 +4 0 19.1
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 13.808 1 -7 1 19.2
9 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 12.175 6 -3 1 18.8
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10.558 8 -2 0 19.3
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 10.150 4 -7 0 19.1
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.117 5 -7 1 19.8
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10.033 7 -6 0 17.9
14 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 9.392 13 -1 0 18.8
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8.733 10 -5 1 18.7
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 8.633 16 0 2 18.6
0.000
Here we go.
5.183
Tender Greg is right on the edge.
6.500
Another panel gone.
8.117
Less of it every time you look.
8.633
That is Tender Greg finished.
9.700
Absolute carnage.
10.033
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-1-8.
11.250
That is the sport, right there.
11.433
Puck Yeah is gone. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-2-5.
12.775
Another panel gone.
12.833
That is Crawlspace finished. Recent finishes: 15-6-6-12-5.
14.233
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
14.283
You do not see that every day.
15.633
Second Sock goes in.
15.758
There goes another one.
17.033
In goes The Unit.
17.208
There goes another one.
18.433
In goes Refried Ron.
18.633
There goes another one.
19.833
That is Long John finished.
20.042
Less of it every time you look.
21.233
Gravy goes in. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
210 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-4-15-2-8.
23.33
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
215 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-13-12-15-8.
25.56
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
214 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-8-4-7-8.
13.96
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
238 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-16-16-10-14.
25.06
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
235 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-12-11-5-13.
15.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans
233 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-10-7-8-14.
18.60
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
239 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-7-6-14-11.
7.74
1
The Unit Basement Heat
224 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-11-4-16-2.
9.92
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
208 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-3-13-6-10.
16.08
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
233 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-15-14-3-15.
28.01
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
221 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-14-14-7-1.
28.43
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
225 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-11-9-12-16.
17.82
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
212 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-3-11-12-10.
10.10
8
Slapper The Pucks
220 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-8-4-2-9.
10.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
224 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-13-2-2-2.
8.46
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
230 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-4-12-5.
10.42

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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