· Season 13 · Round 15
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 6:39.950 | — | 2 | +1 | 46 | 11.2 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:40.829 | +0.88 | 3 | +1 | 37 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 6:52.566 | +12.62 | 8 | +5 | 33 | 14.3 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 8:07.756 | +87.81 | 4 | 0 | 40 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 8:15.067 | +95.12 | 1 | -4 | 40 | 12.7 |
| 6 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 8:16.378 | +96.43 | 6 | 0 | 55 | 12.1 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:16.778 | +96.83 | 5 | -2 | 34 | 13.3 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:54.589 | +134.64 | 7 | -1 | 49 | 12.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 23.2 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through.
11.839
Big air for Honey Mustard.
15.361
Long John gets hit hard.
19.106
The Kidney is completely off the deck.
24.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
29.350
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-3.
32.833
They will not want to see that again.
38.250
And Radiator takes flight. Recent finishes: 16-5-6-15-13.
41.911
Wide Load is airborne.
46.367
Gravy finds trouble.
51.656
And it all goes wrong.
55.117
That is not going to help.
58.689
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-2.
1:02.783
Big air for Wide Load.
1:06.444
Wide Load is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-2.
1:10.844
Yolk gets air.
1:14.439
That is a big one for Gravy.
1:18.117
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:21.539
Radiator is airborne.
1:25.017
Big air for The Kidney.
1:28.667
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:33.189
Here comes Wide Load.
1:34.911
That is a big one for Yolk.
1:38.311
Gravy takes it.
1:58.767
Radiator takes a knock.
2:02.917
Oh dear.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 1.956 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 5.128 | Gravy 2.850 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 7.772 | Honey Mustard 2.644 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 10.956 | Honey Mustard 3.184 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 12.728 | Honey Mustard 1.772 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 14.294 | Honey Mustard 1.566 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 15.772 | Honey Mustard 1.478 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 17.728 | Honey Mustard 1.956 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 23.872 | Damp Kevin 5.216 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 27.061 | Wide Load 3.183 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 28.972 | Wide Load 1.867 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 30.822 | Gravy 1.805 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 33.033 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Honey Mustard | 34.506 | Wide Load 1.400 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 36.806 | Honey Mustard 2.300 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 38.528 | Wide Load 1.389 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 41.194 | Wide Load 2.222 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Honey Mustard | 43.411 | Wide Load 1.945 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 45.950 | Wide Load 1.694 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 50.133 | Wide Load 2.433 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 56.078 | The Kidney 5.850 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 59.239 | Wide Load 3.161 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:01.089 | Wide Load 1.850 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:02.872 | Gravy 1.772 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:05.083 | Honey Mustard 1.395 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:07.372 | Honey Mustard 1.483 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:08.861 | Honey Mustard 1.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:10.867 | Honey Mustard 2.006 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:14.144 | Yolk 2.450 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:17.317 | Gravy 3.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:19.328 | Gravy 2.005 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:21.461 | Gravy 2.084 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:22.878 | Gravy 1.394 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:25.217 | Wide Load 2.339 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:26.661 | Wide Load 1.444 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:28.867 | Wide Load 2.206 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:31.683 | Wide Load 2.816 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:34.172 | Wide Load 2.489 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:35.200 | Wide Load 1.028 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:36.189 | Wide Load 0.989 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · HOME
344 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-12-7-10.
83.70
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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