Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 3

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Nuggets. Puck Yeah finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:31.999 4 +3 40 15.1
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:38.655 +6.66 5 +3 29 21.7
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 7:59.034 +27.04 8 +5 42 14.0
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 8:01.072 +29.07 6 +2 37 12.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:20.861 +48.86 2 -3 41 13.6
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:35.122 +63.12 7 +1 53 15.8
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:49.572 +77.57 1 -6 40 13.9
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:14.222 +102.22 3 -5 61 14.0
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
4.700
Puck Yeah has the lead. Career record: 184 wins from 342, average finish 3.1.
11.328
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
15.106
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
18.639
Puck Yeah finds trouble.
22.544
Custard gets air. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-3-7.
25.989
The Heel is airborne.
32.033
Crawlspace is last now.
37.972
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
43.550
Thick Rick gets air.
47.339
That is a big one for The Lieutenant.
51.306
Oh dear.
54.833
And Refried Ron takes flight. Recent finishes: 16-8-5-7-15.
58.833
The Lieutenant is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-3-1.
1:02.506
Oh dear.
1:06.578
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:10.467
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 12-5-10-8-6.
1:14.261
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:17.894
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:21.394
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
1:25.122
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:32.961
Heavy contact for The Lieutenant.
1:36.783
Thick Rick takes a knock.
1:38.722
Here comes Thick Rick.
1:40.500
Custard gets air.
1:43.900
Thick Rick wins it.
1:53.144
That is not going to help.
1:57.772
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crooked Pete 1.983 Crooked Pete 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 5.139 Puck Yeah 2.872
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.622 Custard 2.328
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.550 Custard 2.711
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 12.228 Puck Yeah 1.678
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 13.894 Puck Yeah 1.666
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 14.956 Puck Yeah 1.062
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 15.961 Puck Yeah 1.005
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 16.894 Puck Yeah 0.933
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 18.156 Puck Yeah 1.262
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 19.389 Puck Yeah 1.233
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 20.789 Puck Yeah 1.400
The Spiral Metal Puck Yeah 28.206 Refried Ron 1.178
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 30.906 Puck Yeah 2.700
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 33.872 Refried Ron 1.466
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 37.211 Refried Ron 1.756
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 38.906 Refried Ron 1.594
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 41.528 Crooked Pete 1.911
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 44.722 The Lieutenant 2.339
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 46.556 Custard 1.733
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 48.811 Puck Yeah 2.255
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 51.444 The Lieutenant 2.267
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 54.806 The Lieutenant 3.016
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 57.294 The Lieutenant 1.950
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:00.461 The Lieutenant 1.922
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:01.806 Puck Yeah 1.345
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:03.039 Puck Yeah 1.233
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:05.217 Thick Rick 1.211
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:08.494 Thick Rick 1.611
The Washboard Metal Puck Yeah 1:10.517 Custard 1.856
Slick Floor Slick Thick Rick 1:21.111 The Lieutenant 1.555
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 1:23.467 The Lieutenant 2.078
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 1:25.994 The Lieutenant 1.883
Slick Floor Slick Thick Rick 1:28.728 Custard 2.589
The Plunge Metal Thick Rick 1:31.544 Custard 2.006
Smooth Descent Metal Thick Rick 1:33.850 Custard 2.283
The Kicker Metal Thick Rick 1:34.867 The Lieutenant 0.966
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 1:36.900 Thick Rick 2.033
Final Sprint Metal Thick Rick 1:39.639 The Lieutenant 2.477
Target Zone Carpet Thick Rick 1:40.733 Thick Rick 1.094
Exit Gate Metal Thick Rick 1:41.722 Thick Rick 0.989
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 0/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 NOO The Noodles 3 1/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 0/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
62.72
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-4-7-6.
19.98
5
Refried Ron The Beans
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
55.97
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
29.25
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
7.94
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
2.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
340 starts, 184 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
2.39
21
Custard The Soft Boys
341 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-3-3-7-7.
10.38

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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