Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 6

The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent

Nan's Landing · The Fourteen Steps · 569 m · 8 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6:34.584 4 +3 29 13.6
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:13.327 +38.74 2 0 37 10.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 7:19.751 +45.17 3 0 40 12.3
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 7:47.450 +72.87 5 +1 41 10.3
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:12.117 +97.53 8 +3 30 14.1
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:21.162 +106.58 6 0 42 11.5
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:25.578 +110.99 1 -6 32 11.2
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:26.145 +111.56 7 -1 44 12.4
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
7.211
Heavy contact for Squish. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
11.189
Puck Yeah gets air.
14.711
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 16-6-11-15-7.
18.489
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 12-7-10-6-6.
24.033
The Lieutenant is going backwards.
28.206
Big air for Puck Yeah.
34.550
And The Unit takes flight.
38.322
Up goes Thick Rick.
41.978
Heavy contact for The Heel.
48.033
Long John slips to the rear.
51.928
Up goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 6-3-1-8-2.
55.656
Puck Yeah is airborne.
59.872
Refried Ron finds trouble. Averaging 25.2 contacts an event coming in.
1:03.867
They will not want to see that again.
1:07.489
The Unit gets air.
1:11.189
That is not going to help.
1:15.228
And Squish takes flight.
1:19.189
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:22.628
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:26.222
Squish gets air.
1:26.828
Puck Yeah is going to win this.
1:29.650
Squish gets air.
1:33.050
Puck Yeah wins it.
1:39.233
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:46.772
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:59.261
Heavy contact for Refried Ron.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Unit 1.950 The Unit 1.950
Smooth Descent Carpet The Lieutenant 5.156 The Lieutenant 2.884
Sweeping Curve Carpet Refried Ron 7.944 Refried Ron 2.527
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 10.783 Puck Yeah 2.727
The Drops Carpet Puck Yeah 12.344 Puck Yeah 1.561
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 13.811 Puck Yeah 1.467
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 15.172 Puck Yeah 1.361
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 16.922 Puck Yeah 1.750
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 22.233 Puck Yeah 5.311
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 25.556 Puck Yeah 3.323
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 27.461 Puck Yeah 1.905
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 29.128 Puck Yeah 1.667
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 31.122 Puck Yeah 1.994
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 32.433 Puck Yeah 1.311
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 34.383 Puck Yeah 1.950
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 35.867 Puck Yeah 1.484
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 38.111 Puck Yeah 2.244
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 40.056 Puck Yeah 1.945
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 41.589 Puck Yeah 1.533
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 46.344 The Lieutenant 2.522
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 52.539 Thick Rick 5.389
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 55.828 Thick Rick 3.183
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 57.806 Thick Rick 1.972
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 59.600 The Lieutenant 1.706
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.378 Puck Yeah 1.778
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:03.244 Puck Yeah 1.866
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:04.567 Puck Yeah 1.323
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:06.550 Puck Yeah 1.983
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:08.522 Puck Yeah 1.972
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:11.211 Puck Yeah 2.689
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:13.061 Puck Yeah 1.850
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 1:15.083 Puck Yeah 2.022
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:16.433 Puck Yeah 1.350
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 1:19.050 Thick Rick 2.561
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 1:20.411 Puck Yeah 1.361
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 1:22.544 Puck Yeah 2.133
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 1:25.400 Puck Yeah 2.856
Final Sprint Carpet Puck Yeah 1:27.900 Puck Yeah 2.500
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:28.917 Puck Yeah 1.017
Exit Gate Carpet Puck Yeah 1:29.828 Puck Yeah 0.911
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-6-6-4.
43.31
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-4-7-6.
30.32
5
Refried Ron The Beans
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
77.49
1
The Unit Basement Heat
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
90.15
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
8.57
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
2.35
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
340 starts, 184 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
2.14
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
334 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 12-3-4-5-3.
20.30

Course preview

40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.

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