Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 16 · Round 39

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:19.561 4 +3 33 15.3
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:43.106 +23.55 7 +5 12 18.2
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 7:56.878 +37.32 8 +5 37 12.2
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:05.678 +46.12 6 +2 46 14.0
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:05.705 +46.14 3 -2 35 12.5
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:09.889 +50.33 2 -4 46 12.4
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:40.623 +81.06 5 -2 30 21.6
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:01.662 +102.10 1 -7 51 14.1
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.900
And it's The Coaster in front now. Career record: 241 wins from 444, average finish 2.9.
10.706
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-4-1.
14.244
That is going to sting in the morning.
18.128
Look at that.
21.956
And The Heel takes flight.
26.050
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
29.767
Big air for Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 10-8-7-9-5.
36.367
The Coaster takes a knock. Averaging 19.9 contacts an event coming in.
42.372
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-4-1.
46.506
The Coaster is airborne.
50.411
Custard gets air.
53.956
Big air for The Heel.
57.461
Up goes The Heel.
1:01.856
Gravy is airborne.
1:05.417
Big air for Pilot Light.
1:08.906
The Coaster is airborne.
1:16.672
Gravy gets hit hard.
1:20.522
Gravy gets air.
1:24.156
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:26.350
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:28.206
Up goes Long John.
1:31.606
It is The Coaster!
1:35.111
That is a big one for Long John.
1:39.128
That is a big one for Gravy.
1:43.050
And Gravy takes flight.
1:50.550
That is the sport, right there.
1:56.494
Pilot Light gets air.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Heel 1.983 The Heel 1.983
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 5.133 The Coaster 2.877
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 7.489 The Coaster 2.356
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 10.356 The Coaster 2.867
The Drops Metal The Coaster 12.506 The Coaster 2.150
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 15.428 Gravy 2.478
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 16.656 The Coaster 1.228
The Drops Metal The Coaster 17.772 The Coaster 1.116
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 19.367 Custard 1.100
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Custard 22.483 Custard 1.483
The Washboard Metal Custard 24.461 The Coaster 1.966
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 26.283 The Coaster 1.539
The Spiral Metal The Coaster 32.394 Sweaty Gerald 1.583
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 35.106 The Coaster 2.712
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 37.817 Custard 1.400
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 41.606 Custard 1.589
The Drops Metal The Coaster 43.267 Custard 1.500
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 45.156 Custard 1.578
The Gap Hard The Coaster 47.394 The Coaster 2.238
The Drops Hard The Coaster 49.006 The Coaster 1.612
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 51.011 The Coaster 2.005
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 53.233 The Coaster 2.222
Big Air Metal The Coaster 55.850 The Coaster 2.617
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:00.267 Sweaty Gerald 2.572
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 1:03.461 Sweaty Gerald 2.145
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:04.722 The Coaster 1.261
The Drops Metal The Coaster 1:05.878 The Coaster 1.156
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 1:06.922 The Coaster 1.044
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 1:08.494 The Coaster 1.572
The Washboard Metal The Coaster 1:10.044 The Coaster 1.550
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:11.767 The Coaster 1.723
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 1:14.033 The Coaster 2.266
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 1:16.089 The Coaster 2.056
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:18.306 The Coaster 2.217
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:20.178 The Coaster 1.872
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 1:22.294 The Coaster 2.116
The Kicker Metal The Coaster 1:23.194 The Coaster 0.900
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 1:25.161 The Coaster 1.967
Final Sprint Metal The Coaster 1:27.511 The Coaster 2.350
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:28.472 The Coaster 0.961
Exit Gate Metal The Coaster 1:29.350 The Coaster 0.878
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 0/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 1/1 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 4 0/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
450 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-6-5-8-7.
23.37
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
440 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-9-6-5.
23.46
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
434 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-8-7-5-8.
27.83
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
442 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 7-7-8-6-7.
27.42
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
450 starts, 29 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 3-6-7-2-4.
8.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
413 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-3-2-4-1.
2.68
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
440 starts, 239 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
2.43
21
Custard The Soft Boys
446 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-3-3-16.
12.66

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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