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Derby · Season 15 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.725 — 3 +2 23 10.8
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.933 +0.21 4 +2 25 10.8
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:16.033 +2.31 2 -1 20 10.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:19.375 +5.65 16 +12 19 11.2
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:19.792 +6.07 5 0 26 10.6
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +8 32 11.1
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +8 18 11.0
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 29 11.4
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 13 10.7
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 15 10.5
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -1 12 10.8
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 13 11.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 11 10.5
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -1 9 11.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 12 10.5
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -7 4 11.0
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
7.850
Stubbs takes the lead. Career record: 26 wins from 442, average finish 4.7.
12.508
That has come off.
16.900
Thick Rick is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-3-1-2-2.
21.950
Stopped, and in the way. That is 232 non-finishes in 467 career starts.
26.700
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
30.992
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
35.433
It is coming apart now.
40.050
Long John is coming through. Recent finishes: 12-7-9-3-8.
42.833
Refried Ron is out, and Wide Load did it. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-15-6.
50.050
Look at Tube Sock go.
54.908
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
56.408
Tube Sock has put Radiator out.
1:01.208
And it all goes wrong.
1:05.600
Second Sock goes to the front.
1:10.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
1:15.500
That has come off.
1:20.050
Look at Custard go.
1:26.000
Tube Sock goes to the front.
1:39.492
That was always going to happen.
1:40.992
Butter Bean has put Crooked Pete out.
1:46.392
Crawlspace has stalled.
1:50.858
That has come off.
1:55.250
Second Sock goes to the front.
2:01.908
That is Wide Load taking Squish with them.
2:07.542
Stubbs is going nowhere.
2:14.850
Tube Sock goes to the front.
2:21.925
And it all goes wrong.
2:39.200
Oh, that is a big one.
2:44.750
Last lap.
2:50.742
That has come off.
2:57.292
Stopped, and in the way.
3:02.133
There goes a piece of Tube Sock.
3:06.400
A new leader — Second Sock.
3:10.725
Here comes Second Sock.
3:12.225
They felt that in the back row.
3:13.725
It is Second Sock!
3:19.333
Oh, that is a big one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 26.692 Puck Yeah 26.692
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 55.942 Custard 27.791
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:22.633 Second Sock 26.433
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:49.800 Tube Sock 26.558
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:18.100 Butter Bean 27.534
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:44.750 Tube Sock 26.650
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:13.725 Second Sock 27.233
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 20 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
343 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-11-14-2-13.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
380 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-6-10-5-4.
14.19
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
376 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-7-7-4-6.
3.25
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
357 starts, 50 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-1-7-3.
2.97
22
Butter Bean The Beans
374 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-3-12-6-7.
66.69
5
Refried Ron The Beans
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 14-14-14-10-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
381 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 9-11-13-13-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
353 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-16-10-12-12.
134.62
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
350 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-4-7-7-1.
47.35
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
352 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-4-3-8-3.
27.63
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
386 starts, 60 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 9-6-2-4-1.
28.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
361 starts, 84 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-2-8-7-2.
8.46
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
351 starts, 8 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 11-11-5-7-14.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
372 starts, 74 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-2-2-10.
5.99
2
Squish The Soft Boys
358 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 10-13-13-9-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
350 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 4-5-11-8-2.
53.94

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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