Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 1

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Slapper wins at The Basement

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:01.916 5 +4 7 10.0
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.461 +13.55 1 -1 10 9.7
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:17.922 +16.01 3 0 8 9.6
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:17.950 +16.03 2 -2 8 9.0
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:26.229 +24.31 7 +2 6 9.2
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:26.389 +24.47 8 +2 7 9.0
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:27.428 +25.51 4 -3 12 8.9
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:30.206 +28.29 6 -2 5 9.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Sweaty Gerald is picking them off.
11.539
Radiator is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-7-12-7-4.
16.033
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-1-1.
23.517
Chunk is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-4-2.
31.133
Slapper gets air.
31.133
Here comes Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 2-5-9-4-10.
34.533
They are going to the line together.
37.933
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Long John 1.978 Radiator 1.956
Smooth Descent Hard Lil Nugget 4.756 Lil Nugget 2.478
Sweeping Curve Smooth Sweaty Gerald 7.778 Chunk 2.705
Smooth Descent Hard Sweaty Gerald 10.250 Slapper 1.978
The Drops Carpet Damp Kevin 12.617 Chunk 1.705
Peg Field Smooth Tender Greg 15.611 Tender Greg 2.972
The Pinball Table Hard Tender Greg 17.783 Chunk 2.100
Collision Funnel Hard Tender Greg 21.011 Chunk 3.000
Smooth Descent Smooth Tender Greg 22.761 Lil Nugget 1.722
Barrier Run Smooth Tender Greg 26.439 Slapper 3.311
Sweeping Curve Smooth Tender Greg 29.172 Tender Greg 2.733
Bounce Pads Smooth Tender Greg 30.528 Chunk 1.166
Carpet Flat Smooth Tender Greg 33.172 Slapper 2.228
Fabric Run Smooth Tender Greg 34.133 Tender Greg 0.961
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-6-7.
16.43
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-3-8.
14.53
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-6-3-4.
14.31
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-12-7-4.
23.97
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-16-2-8.
5.51
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
55 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-3-1-4-2.
2.26
8
Slapper The Pucks
52 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
5.68
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-5-9-4-10.
10.14

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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