Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 11

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Honey Mustard wins at Nan's Landing

Honey Mustard took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Coaster finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:45.305 15 +14 9 10.2
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:46.728 +1.42 4 +2 10 9.5
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:50.128 +4.82 11 +8 12 9.6
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:51.316 +6.01 9 +5 9 9.0
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:55.344 +10.04 14 +9 11 8.1
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:55.368 +10.06 2 -4 10 10.5
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:55.794 +10.49 10 +3 9 10.8
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:57.372 +12.07 12 +4 12 9.3
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:57.606 +12.30 5 -4 6 8.4
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.322 +15.02 16 +6 13 8.6
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:02.300 +17.00 3 -8 8 8.5
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:05.434 +20.13 8 -4 6 8.6
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:05.900 +20.60 7 -6 12 8.8
14 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:08.922 +23.62 13 -1 11 9.0
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:14.829 +29.52 1 -14 11 9.0
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:25.800 +40.50 6 -10 16 8.2
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.000
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 19 wins from 62, average finish 3.7.
8.033
Big move from Chunk.
13.372
Up goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-4-2.
17.006
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 8-9-5-7-7.
20.750
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-4-10-4-12.
25.239
It is chaos out there.
32.033
Damp Kevin is coming through.
32.544
Honey Mustard is going to win this.
35.544
Honey Mustard takes it.
40.033
Chunk is going backwards.
43.622
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Damp Kevin 1.594 Honey Mustard 1.578
Smooth Descent Carpet Honey Mustard 4.444 Chunk 2.039
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 4.900 Chunk 0.917
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 15.256 The Coaster 2.328
The Drops Carpet Honey Mustard 16.644 The Coaster 1.372
The Spiral Soft fabric Honey Mustard 18.089 The Coaster 1.378
Laundry Chute Carpet Honey Mustard 20.961 Squish 2.500
Rotating Drum Smooth Honey Mustard 23.683 Slapper 2.650
Narrow Pipe Carpet Honey Mustard 25.872 Slapper 2.066
The Drops Smooth Honey Mustard 27.750 Slapper 1.745
Stairwell Smooth Honey Mustard 29.811 Honey Mustard 2.061
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 32.761 Honey Mustard 2.950
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 35.544 Lil Nugget 1.050
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-7-8-8-7.
38.10
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-8-8-7-8.
81.55
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-6-8-7.
42.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-8-5-7-4.
30.73
22
Butter Bean The Beans
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 13-6-11-5-4.
90.41
6
The Kidney The Beans
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-7-5-13.
74.64
4
Radiator Basement Heat
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-6-8-7-12.
111.74
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 16-12-8-4-7.
62.36
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
54 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-12-2-2.
8.32
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
61 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 7-4-2-2-16.
15.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
58 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 4-5-2-1-3.
3.94
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
53 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-14-4-2.
5.82
3
The Coaster The Pucks
55 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 6-1-1-15-3.
6.92
8
Slapper The Pucks
54 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 3-1-15-1-3.
5.63
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
57 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-4-5-14-4.
60.62
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-11-5-6.
22.26

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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