Derby · Season 12 · Round 34
Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:44.342 | — | 12 | +11 | 32 | 10.6 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:44.817 | +0.48 | 11 | +9 | 28 | 10.2 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.542 | +1.20 | 4 | +1 | 5 | 9.8 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.617 | +3.28 | 3 | -1 | 8 | 10.0 |
| 5 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 4:21.008 | +36.67 | 2 | -3 | 10 | 10.1 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +9 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +9 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 24 | 11.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 12 | 9.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 13 | 9.9 |
| — | The Coaster FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Thick Rick FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Butter Bean FELL | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 0 | 3.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe FELL | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 0 | 1.5 |
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.208
Extraordinary scenes.
10.925
They felt that in the back row.
18.367
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
24.733
Yolk is airborne!
29.800
Old Gristle goes to the front.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go. Recent finishes: 8-6-9-7-14.
45.442
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-7-7-6-4.
50.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
58.158
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:04.692
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:11.492
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-5-11.
1:16.325
Look at the state of it.
1:20.892
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:27.767
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-5-11.
1:32.183
That has come off.
1:37.358
That has come off. Recent finishes: 10-3-6-5-10.
1:46.283
Up it goes.
1:52.425
You do not see that every day.
1:56.800
Radiator is in trouble.
2:04.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.050
Puck Yeah is coming through.
2:12.900
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:19.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:24.717
That has come off.
2:30.742
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
2:32.242
That is Old Gristle taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:36.442
It is coming apart now.
2:42.417
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:47.592
Stopped, and in the way.
2:49.342
That is The Lieutenant taking Yolk with them.
2:58.500
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
3:09.642
You do not see that every day.
3:20.600
A new leader — Old Gristle.
3:23.967
One to go.
3:25.467
That is Damp Kevin taking Squish with them.
3:30.208
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:41.342
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:42.842
Right on the line.
3:44.342
Old Gristle takes it!
3:53.192
Stripped to the shell.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 14.192 | Old Gristle 14.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 32.683 | The Lieutenant 16.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 53.008 | Puck Yeah 16.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:12.383 | Tube Sock 18.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:31.042 | Damp Kevin 18.416 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:50.558 | Damp Kevin 18.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:09.442 | Puck Yeah 16.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:28.792 | The Lieutenant 16.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:48.117 | Old Gristle 18.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:05.308 | The Lieutenant 16.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:23.967 | Old Gristle 18.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:44.342 | Crooked Pete 18.566 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-13-10-10-10.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 16-14-10-16-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets
295 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-14-15-13-6.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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25m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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25m
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Smooth Descent
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25m
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Smooth Descent
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25m
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No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.
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