Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 12 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.342 12 +11 32 10.6
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.817 +0.48 11 +9 28 10.2
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.542 +1.20 4 +1 5 9.8
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:47.617 +3.28 3 -1 8 10.0
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:21.008 +36.67 2 -3 10 10.1
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +9 20 10.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +9 12 10.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +6 24 11.0
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -1 12 9.7
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -3 13 9.9
The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks 13 +2 0 19.3
Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 0 19.2
Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans 5 -8 0 19.3
Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 0 3.3
Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles 1 -14 0 19.2
Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -10 0 1.5
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.208
Extraordinary scenes.
10.925
They felt that in the back row.
18.367
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
24.733
Yolk is airborne!
29.800
Old Gristle goes to the front.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go. Recent finishes: 8-6-9-7-14.
45.442
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-7-7-6-4.
50.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
58.158
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:04.692
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:11.492
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-5-11.
1:16.325
Look at the state of it.
1:20.892
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:27.767
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-5-11.
1:32.183
That has come off.
1:37.358
That has come off. Recent finishes: 10-3-6-5-10.
1:46.283
Up it goes.
1:52.425
You do not see that every day.
1:56.800
Radiator is in trouble.
2:04.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.050
Puck Yeah is coming through.
2:12.900
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:19.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:24.717
That has come off.
2:30.742
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
2:32.242
That is Old Gristle taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:36.442
It is coming apart now.
2:42.417
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:47.592
Stopped, and in the way.
2:49.342
That is The Lieutenant taking Yolk with them.
2:58.500
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
3:09.642
You do not see that every day.
3:20.600
A new leader — Old Gristle.
3:23.967
One to go.
3:25.467
That is Damp Kevin taking Squish with them.
3:30.208
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:41.342
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:42.842
Right on the line.
3:44.342
Old Gristle takes it!
3:53.192
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 14.192 Old Gristle 14.192
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 32.683 The Lieutenant 16.150
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 53.008 Puck Yeah 16.667
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 1:12.383 Tube Sock 18.467
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:31.042 Damp Kevin 18.416
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:50.558 Damp Kevin 18.442
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:09.442 Puck Yeah 16.200
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:28.792 The Lieutenant 16.692
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:48.117 Old Gristle 18.450
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:05.308 The Lieutenant 16.050
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:23.967 Old Gristle 18.075
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:44.342 Crooked Pete 18.566
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 0/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
288 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-4-15-3-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
273 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-15-5-12-3.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
296 starts, 52 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-5-2-2-4.
2.56
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
278 starts, 35 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 6-2-2-1-7.
3.39
22
Butter Bean The Beans
300 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-11-11-7-6.
196.48
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-13-10-10-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
310 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-14-8-14-10.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 16-14-10-16-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
282 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-12-11-6-3.
129.36
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
295 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-14-15-13-6.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
291 starts, 66 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-4-1-4-7.
4.98
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
307 starts, 75 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-4-3-10-2.
4.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks
286 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-16-1-15-2.
85.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
276 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-14-16-11-12.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
287 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 15-11-9-14-10.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
285 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-15-9-15-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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