Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:28.511 3 +2 7 10.1
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:38.878 +10.37 1 -1 12 10.0
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:44.545 +16.03 13 +10 12 9.8
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:44.878 +16.37 10 +6 13 9.2
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:49.822 +21.31 16 +11 11 9.0
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:50.966 +22.46 5 -1 9 9.2
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:55.800 +27.29 11 +4 8 9.0
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:57.173 +28.66 12 +4 7 9.2
9 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:59.721 +31.21 7 -2 11 9.7
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.567 +32.06 2 -8 9 8.3
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:02.005 +33.49 15 +4 13 8.6
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:02.706 +34.20 9 -3 12 9.0
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:05.283 +36.77 14 +1 13 9.1
14 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:05.860 +37.35 4 -10 13 8.3
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:07.572 +39.06 6 -9 7 8.2
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:12.546 +44.04 8 -8 12 8.9
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
3.833
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 18 wins from 56, average finish 3.6.
8.033
It is chaos out there.
12.139
Thick Rick finds trouble.
15.883
Big air for Tender Greg.
19.489
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-16-1-8-4.
23.906
The Coaster takes a knock.
28.094
Sweaty Gerald gets hit hard.
32.033
Crawlspace cannot hold position.
32.172
The Coaster has it.
35.433
The Coaster wins it. Career record: 23 wins from 53, average finish 3.2.
39.744
Right into it goes Radiator. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
43.622
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
48.033
Butter Bean is losing places.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Butter Bean 1.567 Butter Bean 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 3.822 Chunk 2.255
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 4.772 Chunk 0.950
Smooth Descent Hard Lil Nugget 15.239 Thick Rick 2.306
The Drops Carpet Lil Nugget 16.722 Thick Rick 1.372
The Spiral Soft fabric Lil Nugget 18.233 Lil Nugget 1.511
Laundry Chute Carpet Lil Nugget 21.722 The Coaster 2.216
Rotating Drum Smooth Lil Nugget 24.500 Gravy 2.578
Narrow Pipe Carpet Lil Nugget 27.278 The Coaster 2.278
The Drops Smooth The Coaster 29.833 The Coaster 1.872
Stairwell Smooth The Coaster 31.856 The Coaster 2.023
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 34.322 The Coaster 2.466
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 35.172 The Coaster 0.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 10 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 15 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-7-6.
29.55
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-6-7.
34.33
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-5-4-2-6.
23.38
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-3-8.
29.33
22
Butter Bean The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-11-5-4-3.
63.62
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-6-3-4.
36.06
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-4-7-7.
35.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-12-7-4.
70.36
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-16-2-8.
13.84
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
48 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-2-2-4.
10.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
49 starts, 12 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-16-1-8-4.
13.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
55 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-3-1-4-2.
3.38
3
The Coaster The Pucks
53 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-3-3-1.
6.12
8
Slapper The Pucks
52 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
11.23
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-5-3-6.
16.99
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-5-9-4-10.
15.16

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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