Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Crawlspace finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:13.128 15 +14 9 14.0
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:37.728 +24.60 12 +10 12 10.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:40.401 +27.27 16 +13 13 11.9
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:41.277 +28.15 10 +6 14 10.5
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:43.311 +30.18 4 -1 11 13.6
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:44.316 +31.19 2 -4 18 11.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:44.499 +31.37 8 +1 12 13.5
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:58.406 +45.28 7 -1 9 14.3
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:05.333 +52.21 11 +2 9 15.5
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:05.811 +52.68 9 -1 14 11.1
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:13.039 +59.91 3 -8 9 14.2
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:13.351 +60.22 1 -11 6 13.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.656 +61.53 14 +1 11 14.5
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:32.629 +79.50 6 -8 9 13.5
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.416 +82.29 13 -2 2 22.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:43.067 +89.94 5 -11 15 11.3
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.7 contacts an event coming in.
3.433
And it's Slapper in front now.
7.433
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
10.872
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
14.528
Up goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 3-7-3-4-1.
17.978
Puck Yeah is airborne. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-5-4.
21.500
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
26.217
Slapper is going to win this.
26.644
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
30.044
It is Slapper! Career record: 30 wins from 70, average finish 3.5.
34.428
Refried Ron is airborne.
41.756
Well, that was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Second Sock 1.594 Slapper 1.572
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 4.306 Honey Mustard 2.416
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 5.633 The Lieutenant 1.295
Smooth Descent Soft fabric The Lieutenant 7.917 The Lieutenant 1.878
The Drops Metal Squish 9.428 Lil Nugget 1.217
Peg Field Metal Squish 10.522 Squish 1.094
The Pinball Table Metal Squish 11.578 Squish 1.056
Collision Funnel Metal Squish 19.072 Slapper 6.805
Smooth Descent Metal Squish 21.133 Slapper 2.039
Barrier Run Soft fabric Slapper 22.883 Honey Mustard 1.600
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 25.094 Honey Mustard 2.111
Bounce Pads Metal Slapper 26.461 Slapper 1.367
Laundry Chute Metal Slapper 28.361 Slapper 1.900
Narrow Pipe Carpet Slapper 29.217 Slapper 0.856
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 14 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-7-7-7.
21.27
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-4-8-5-7.
21.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-11-5-6-3.
44.96
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-6-14-4.
26.47
5
Refried Ron The Beans
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-3-8-5-5.
35.03
22
Butter Bean The Beans
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-3-16-8-4.
49.01
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-5-7-8.
25.32
4
Radiator Basement Heat
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-6-5-5.
64.19
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
61 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-2-3-1-3.
4.74
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
69 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-3-5-3.
7.07
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
67 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-15-1-3-2.
12.47
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
58 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-2-1-16.
9.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
66 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-6-1-12-1.
6.16
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
65 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 4-8-6-1-1.
8.61
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-10-7-13-4.
28.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-16-7-4-4.
29.92

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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