Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 39

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Unit finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:25.489 8 +7 11 13.8
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:36.156 +10.67 6 +4 11 12.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:41.955 +16.47 1 -2 6 18.2
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:43.067 +17.58 3 -1 9 13.6
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:44.310 +18.82 7 +2 7 11.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:51.090 +25.60 2 -4 12 12.7
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.406 +67.92 5 -2 6 19.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:54.356 +88.87 4 -4 8 13.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
5.172
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
9.317
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-14-3.
16.033
You do not see that every day.
21.633
Big air for Sweaty Gerald.
25.967
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 8.5 contacts an event coming in.
32.372
Right into it goes The Unit.
34.144
Big Randy is going to win this.
37.144
It is The Coaster! Career record: 33 wins from 74, average finish 3.2.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Big Randy 1.978 Big Randy 1.978
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Big Randy 4.400 Tube Sock 2.367
Sweeping Curve Metal Big Randy 5.872 The Coaster 1.306
Smooth Descent Metal Big Randy 7.572 Chunk 1.067
The Drops Metal Big Randy 18.017 Chunk 7.183
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Sweaty Gerald 20.467 Sweaty Gerald 2.834
Narrow Pipe Hard Sweaty Gerald 22.628 The Coaster 1.550
The Drops Metal The Coaster 24.250 The Coaster 1.311
Rotating Drum Slick The Coaster 26.217 The Coaster 1.967
Laundry Chute Metal Big Randy 30.350 The Unit 2.844
The Washboard Metal Big Randy 34.072 The Coaster 3.422
Slick Floor Smooth Big Randy 37.144 Sweaty Gerald 2.767
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 0/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 0/1 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 7 0/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-5-6-10-6.
19.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-6-7-5-8.
12.78
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-12-7-5-4.
13.93
1
The Unit Basement Heat
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-2-10-8-4.
10.56
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
79 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-8-6-4-3.
8.53
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
74 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-1-2-16.
3.48
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
71 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-2-1-4.
2.68
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-14-4-8.
15.19

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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