Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win

The Unit took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Butter Bean finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:25.067 12 +11 11 11.2
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:29.079 +4.01 14 +12 8 10.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:31.050 +5.98 6 +3 10 10.9
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:36.951 +11.88 10 +6 8 11.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:38.822 +13.76 4 -1 12 12.2
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.434 +15.37 15 +9 16 12.6
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:46.089 +21.02 5 -2 12 11.5
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:52.456 +27.39 9 +1 11 12.5
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:55.327 +30.26 1 -8 11 14.1
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.557 +39.49 8 -2 7 19.9
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:38.440 +73.37 16 +5 5 9.2
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:42.106 +77.04 3 -9 11 12.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.956 +80.89 11 -2 5 13.1
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:52.417 +87.35 2 -12 12 13.6
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 4:17.823 +112.76 13 -2 3 22.3
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:23.911 +118.84 7 -9 5 19.9
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Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
5.767
Chunk has the lead.
9.172
Oh dear.
12.894
Refried Ron is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 6-6-5-7-9.
16.400
Stubbs is completely off the deck.
21.144
And Crawlspace takes flight.
26.767
Refried Ron hits the front.
30.294
And Crooked Pete takes flight.
31.500
Here comes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 2-2-14-3-2.
34.500
The Unit wins it.
39.078
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.561 Butter Bean 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 4.322 Stubbs 2.484
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.672 Chunk 1.216
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Chunk 7.367 Chunk 1.695
The Drops Metal Long John 9.783 Thick Rick 1.350
Peg Field Metal Long John 11.422 Tender Greg 1.572
The Pinball Table Metal Long John 13.128 The Unit 1.589
Collision Funnel Metal Long John 22.161 Stubbs 8.550
Smooth Descent Metal Long John 24.444 Refried Ron 2.178
Barrier Run Soft fabric Refried Ron 26.939 Stubbs 1.612
Sweeping Curve Hard Refried Ron 29.822 Stubbs 2.016
Bounce Pads Metal Thick Rick 31.500 Stubbs 1.406
Laundry Chute Metal Thick Rick 33.583 Thick Rick 2.083
Narrow Pipe Carpet Thick Rick 34.500 Thick Rick 0.917
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 7 0/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 10 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 1/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-6-7.
25.26
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-7-6.
22.47
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-5-6-8.
24.36
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-5-4-2-6.
17.19
22
Butter Bean The Beans
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-11-5-4-3.
44.42
5
Refried Ron The Beans
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-6-5-3.
64.17
1
The Unit Basement Heat
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-7-7.
43.14
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-4-7-7.
30.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
48 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-2-2-4.
7.50
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
55 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 13-3-2-2-2.
11.51
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
49 starts, 12 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-16-1-8-4.
14.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
55 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-3-1-4-2.
3.79
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
53 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-3-3-1.
7.81
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
52 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
11.19
21
Custard The Soft Boys
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-11-5-6.
29.04
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-5-9-4-10.
17.26

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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