Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win

Lil Nugget took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:32.233 10 +9 39 12.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.433 +9.20 12 +10 34 12.4
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:45.042 +12.81 2 -1 22 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.625 +13.39 4 0 23 10.7
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:46.250 +14.02 1 -4 16 10.8
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:48.283 +16.05 3 -3 20 10.4
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:49.908 +17.68 9 +2 45 12.5
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:59.350 +27.12 5 -3 28 10.8
9 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.392 +30.16 7 -2 24 10.8
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +4 30 12.1
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +2 36 11.9
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 -1 22 12.1
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -7 25 11.0
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 25 11.5
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 10.6
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 11 11.2
3.750
Custard goes to the front.
9.317
Absolute carnage.
13.650
Slapper takes the lead.
18.900
A new leader — Lil Nugget. Career record: 6 wins from 66, average finish 4.6.
23.342
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
27.850
Custard goes to the front.
32.500
And it all goes wrong.
37.825
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-2-11-1-1.
47.400
That has come off.
51.617
There goes a piece of Yolk.
59.125
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-15-1.
1:03.383
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 11-6-8-8-4.
1:08.767
That has come off.
1:15.000
That has come off.
1:19.833
Look at the state of it.
1:25.383
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:28.600
Second Sock has put Yolk out.
1:33.208
They will not want to see that again.
1:40.050
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 9-7-7-6-7.
1:44.467
Slapper is airborne!
1:49.967
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.708
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:01.375
Radiator will not be back.
2:06.233
Absolute carnage.
2:12.383
That was always going to happen.
2:18.083
Up it goes.
2:20.175
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:24.583
Up it goes.
2:30.050
The Coaster is on the move.
2:36.933
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:41.542
That is real damage.
2:49.425
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:53.908
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:55.408
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:56.908
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
3:01.225
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
3:06.108
That is a long way off the ground.
3:09.675
One to go.
3:17.433
The Coaster will not be back.
3:22.100
That is real damage.
3:26.667
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:29.233
Lil Nugget has it.
3:32.058
Slapper is airborne!
3:33.558
It is Lil Nugget!
3:39.025
Slapper is out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 22.733 Lil Nugget 22.733
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 45.808 Thick Rick 22.800
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:08.133 Lil Nugget 22.325
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:29.767 The Lieutenant 21.517
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:54.358 Chunk 21.283
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:19.883 The Coaster 23.250
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:40.433 Chunk 20.033
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 3:09.675 The Coaster 23.100
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-1-6-4-3.
4.60
1
Big Randy The Noodles
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 4-15-3-10-6.
20.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
30 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-2-3-2-7.
3.39
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-7-8-2.
3.16
22
Butter Bean The Beans
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-16-1-11.
50.72
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 6-13-6-11-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-4-12-7-1.
12.43
4
Radiator Basement Heat
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 12-15-14-13-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-9-14-4-3.
40.22
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 9-12-9-7-8.
116.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-8-13-10-8.
180.10
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
23 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 11-8-3-16-12.
15.74
3
The Coaster The Pucks
22 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-12-4-11-12.
95.94
8
Slapper The Pucks
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-8-14-3-8.
42.70
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 7-15-10-11-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
24 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-10-6-12-3.
48.72

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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