Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 11

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.108 11 +10 38 12.2
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:47.208 +0.10 3 +1 19 10.8
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.608 +0.50 4 +1 23 10.5
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:49.333 +2.23 10 +6 37 11.7
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:49.483 +2.38 14 +9 39 11.8
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:51.450 +4.34 2 -4 17 10.6
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:55.350 +8.24 9 +2 36 11.6
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 4:02.758 +15.65 5 -3 32 10.4
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +4 38 11.7
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -4 17 11.0
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -10 21 10.5
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +4 26 10.8
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 -1 29 11.5
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 12 11.1
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 10.6
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -9 11 10.4
2.250
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 62, average finish 5.9.
8.033
Chunk leaves something behind.
16.850
Custard is losing bits.
22.292
Up it goes.
28.117
There goes a piece of Radiator.
36.875
There goes a piece of Chunk.
41.225
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-16-3.
49.325
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
53.717
There goes a piece of Radiator.
59.167
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:05.267
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-16-3.
1:10.658
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:15.633
That was always going to happen.
1:20.050
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-15-1.
1:26.367
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-3-1-13-3.
1:27.867
Radiator is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:30.000
Pilot Light is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
1:36.267
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:40.542
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:46.667
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:56.142
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.567
Look at the state of it.
2:06.383
Chunk is airborne!
2:12.008
That has come off.
2:18.225
Stripped to the shell.
2:23.075
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:24.575
Damp Kevin has put Yolk out.
2:28.850
Slapper is losing bits.
2:34.017
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:39.483
Custard will not be back.
2:43.450
That is The Lieutenant taking Chunk with them.
2:48.075
Up it goes.
2:53.217
The Coaster is airborne!
3:00.800
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
3:10.450
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:12.692
Big Randy will not be back.
3:20.558
It is coming apart now.
3:22.058
This is the last of it.
3:28.292
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:30.608
That is The Coaster taking The Kidney with them.
3:32.942
And that is The Coaster finished.
3:40.000
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
3:44.108
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:45.608
That is too close to call.
3:47.108
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:53.208
Stripped to the shell.
4:02.658
That is real damage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.708 The Lieutenant 15.708
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 35.367 Custard 17.959
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.067 Chunk 16.009
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:11.600 Slapper 17.025
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:30.767 The Coaster 17.250
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:50.183 Damp Kevin 17.117
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:08.550 Honey Mustard 16.308
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:28.158 The Coaster 16.250
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:46.367 The Coaster 17.217
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:02.950 The Coaster 16.583
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:20.808 Lil Nugget 15.417
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:47.208 Honey Mustard 16.550
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-4-15-3-10.
18.79
7
Long John The Noodles
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 5-1-6-4-3.
4.55
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
31 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-4-2-3-2.
2.41
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-7-8-2.
3.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 14-6-13-6-11.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-13-9-8-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 12-15-14-13-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-9-12-9-7.
208.79
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-4-12-7-1.
19.81
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
23 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 11-8-3-16-12.
18.75
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-8-13-10-8.
214.54
3
The Coaster The Pucks
23 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 11-11-12-4-11.
103.25
8
Slapper The Pucks
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-1-8-14-3.
59.12
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 15-7-15-10-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-16-10-6-12.
74.80

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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