Derby · Season 2 · Round 11
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:47.108 | — | 11 | +10 | 38 | 12.2 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:47.208 | +0.10 | 3 | +1 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.608 | +0.50 | 4 | +1 | 23 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:49.333 | +2.23 | 10 | +6 | 37 | 11.7 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:49.483 | +2.38 | 14 | +9 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:51.450 | +4.34 | 2 | -4 | 17 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:55.350 | +8.24 | 9 | +2 | 36 | 11.6 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:02.758 | +15.65 | 5 | -3 | 32 | 10.4 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 38 | 11.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 17 | 11.0 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 21 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 26 | 10.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 29 | 11.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 11 | 10.4 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 62, average finish 5.9.
8.033
Chunk leaves something behind.
16.850
Custard is losing bits.
22.292
Up it goes.
28.117
There goes a piece of Radiator.
36.875
There goes a piece of Chunk.
41.225
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-16-3.
49.325
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
53.717
There goes a piece of Radiator.
59.167
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:05.267
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-16-3.
1:10.658
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:15.633
That was always going to happen.
1:20.050
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-15-1.
1:26.367
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-3-1-13-3.
1:27.867
Radiator is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:30.000
Pilot Light is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
1:36.267
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:40.542
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:46.667
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:56.142
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.567
Look at the state of it.
2:06.383
Chunk is airborne!
2:12.008
That has come off.
2:18.225
Stripped to the shell.
2:23.075
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:24.575
Damp Kevin has put Yolk out.
2:28.850
Slapper is losing bits.
2:34.017
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:39.483
Custard will not be back.
2:43.450
That is The Lieutenant taking Chunk with them.
2:48.075
Up it goes.
2:53.217
The Coaster is airborne!
3:00.800
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
3:10.450
The Kidney is in trouble.
3:12.692
Big Randy will not be back.
3:20.558
It is coming apart now.
3:22.058
This is the last of it.
3:28.292
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:30.608
That is The Coaster taking The Kidney with them.
3:32.942
And that is The Coaster finished.
3:40.000
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
3:44.108
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:45.608
That is too close to call.
3:47.108
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:53.208
Stripped to the shell.
4:02.658
That is real damage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 15.708 | The Lieutenant 15.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 35.367 | Custard 17.959 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 53.067 | Chunk 16.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:11.600 | Slapper 17.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:30.767 | The Coaster 17.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:50.183 | Damp Kevin 17.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:08.550 | Honey Mustard 16.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:28.158 | The Coaster 16.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:46.367 | The Coaster 17.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:02.950 | The Coaster 16.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:20.808 | Lil Nugget 15.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:47.208 | Honey Mustard 16.550 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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