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Derby · Season 2 · Round 13

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Unit finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.925 — 11 +10 43 12.5
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:13.400 +7.48 8 +6 42 11.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.783 +10.86 3 0 13 11.1
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.233 +11.31 4 0 11 11.4
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.692 +11.77 1 -4 12 11.0
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:19.642 +13.72 5 -1 37 11.7
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:20.433 +14.51 2 -5 8 11.2
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +5 30 12.9
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 37 12.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 26 12.1
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 23 11.1
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 0 18 13.0
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -4 22 11.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 12 11.4
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 16 12.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 12.2
2.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 62, average finish 5.7.
6.908
There goes a piece of Squish.
11.875
Up it goes.
16.600
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
22.417
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-4-3.
28.933
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
34.133
That has come off.
39.167
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-4-3.
45.683
Look at the state of it. That is 23 non-finishes in 62 career starts.
48.900
That is Pilot Light taking Yolk with them.
53.625
Old Gristle is airborne!
57.575
Squish is out.
1:03.000
That is Long John taking Pilot Light with them.
1:07.425
You do not see that every day.
1:14.417
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-3-3-7-2.
1:18.783
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:20.283
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:25.550
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:29.842
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:36.725
Up it goes.
1:38.225
Long John has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:42.742
There is nothing left of it.
1:44.242
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.400
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:55.583
That has come off.
2:04.250
A new leader — The Coaster.
2:08.583
Stubbs is airborne!
2:13.317
Up it goes.
2:18.125
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:24.083
Stubbs has nothing left on it.
2:29.500
That is a long way off the ground.
2:35.233
Up it goes.
2:37.292
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:51.183
This is the last of it.
2:59.617
Up it goes.
3:02.925
Old Gristle has it.
3:05.925
It is Old Gristle!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 14.167 Chunk 14.167
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 28.417 Chunk 14.250
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 42.633 Chunk 14.216
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 57.775 Old Gristle 13.441
Smooth Descent Boards Chunk 1:12.192 Old Gristle 13.175
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 1:30.300 The Coaster 13.508
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 1:45.200 The Coaster 14.684
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 2:03.208 Butter Bean 15.275
Smooth Descent Boards The Coaster 2:16.000 The Coaster 12.650
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 2:34.600 Old Gristle 15.450
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 2:51.183 Butter Bean 15.258
Smooth Descent Boards Old Gristle 3:05.925 Old Gristle 14.742
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-5-1-6-4.
4.64
1
Big Randy The Noodles
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-15-7-4-15.
29.32
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-7-8-2.
3.51
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
31 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 2-2-1-3-2.
3.42
22
Butter Bean The Beans
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-16-1-11.
47.53
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.8. Last five: 10-16-14-6-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-3-4-12.
7.62
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 9-12-9-12-9.
143.24
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-10-7-15-12.
74.87
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
34 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 6-8-13-6-1.
8.40
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-7-8-13-10.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
25 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-11-11-11-12.
74.97
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 14-9-14-14-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 15-10-15-7-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 9-10-9-15-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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