Derby · Season 2 · Round 16
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:16.425 | — | 12 | +11 | 25 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.933 | +1.51 | 3 | +1 | 11 | 10.3 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.567 | +2.14 | 4 | +1 | 8 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.242 | +4.82 | 2 | -2 | 11 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:21.642 | +5.22 | 14 | +9 | 44 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:25.167 | +8.74 | 10 | +4 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:32.442 | +16.02 | 6 | -1 | 25 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:34.917 | +18.49 | 9 | +1 | 39 | 12.3 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:35.217 | +18.79 | 5 | -4 | 16 | 10.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 35 | 11.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 20 | 11.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 23 | 12.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 10.6 |
3.983
Up it goes.
8.367
Squish leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 16-7-4-4-4.
18.342
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
22.708
You do not see that every day.
28.067
Yolk is losing bits.
33.275
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-3-5-3-2.
40.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-6-1-1-6.
45.517
They felt that in the back row.
50.050
Puck Yeah is losing places.
56.600
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:02.467
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:07.242
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-7-12.
1:14.200
That was always going to happen.
1:19.117
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
1:27.817
It is coming apart now.
1:33.042
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-5-16.
1:35.983
Butter Bean has put Pilot Light out.
1:37.483
Yolk will not be back.
1:46.117
And it all goes wrong.
1:50.750
Squish is airborne!
1:52.408
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:56.683
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:01.475
Radiator is in trouble.
2:08.567
Radiator is out, and Butter Bean did it.
2:13.508
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:19.275
And it all goes wrong.
2:22.617
Squish is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:29.442
Up it goes.
2:32.142
Chunk is out.
2:36.733
Look at the state of it.
2:41.950
Slapper is airborne!
2:48.192
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:53.342
One to go.
2:59.592
Look at the state of it.
3:05.583
That is a long way off the ground.
3:08.333
Crooked Pete will not be back.
3:13.292
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
3:13.425
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:16.425
It is The Lieutenant!
3:22.300
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:34.567
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 19.333 | Yolk 19.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 41.558 | The Lieutenant 21.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:02.492 | Honey Mustard 20.416 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:25.133 | Second Sock 20.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:48.258 | Lil Nugget 20.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:08.192 | The Lieutenant 19.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:29.925 | Slapper 19.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:53.342 | Slapper 19.792 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:16.425 | The Heel 21.459 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 16 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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