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Derby · Season 2 · Round 17

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.250 — 12 +11 37 11.7
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:48.350 +18.10 9 +7 63 12.3
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:51.675 +21.43 5 +2 63 11.2
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:53.317 +23.07 8 +4 71 10.6
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -4 32 10.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +7 29 11.0
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +3 26 11.7
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 27 11.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 20 11.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +4 22 11.4
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -5 28 10.5
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -8 22 10.5
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -11 13 9.9
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 15 10.7
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -12 14 10.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 13 10.2
1.833
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 6-3-4-9-5.
6.150
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-10-2.
11.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 4-6-1-12-1.
17.575
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-5-3.
22.917
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-1-7-2-8.
27.308
Custard is losing bits.
29.958
That is The Heel taking Radiator with them.
35.892
Old Gristle is airborne!
40.133
Custard leaves something behind.
47.108
That is a long way off the ground.
51.800
Stripped to the shell.
55.108
That is Butter Bean taking Squish with them.
56.608
Crooked Pete is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:04.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:06.167
The Heel is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:11.200
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
1:16.808
Custard has nothing left on it.
1:21.158
That has come off.
1:22.658
The Kidney is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:25.733
Chunk will not be back.
1:27.233
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:34.683
Slapper is losing bits.
1:38.300
Custard is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:42.842
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:47.908
Stripped to the shell.
1:54.550
That is a long way off the ground.
1:59.883
Slapper is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:01.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:08.733
Big Randy is in trouble.
2:10.233
Stubbs has put Big Randy out.
2:14.550
That is a long way off the ground.
2:24.442
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:37.325
They felt that in the back row.
3:04.800
One to go.
3:09.908
Stubbs is airborne!
3:15.817
Look at the state of it.
3:27.250
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:30.250
It is Old Gristle!
3:43.958
Oh, that is a big one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 20.400 Old Gristle 20.400
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 43.925 Old Gristle 23.525
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:06.858 Chunk 20.875
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:30.142 Stubbs 22.225
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:56.150 Big Randy 24.275
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:21.150 Old Gristle 25.000
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:42.325 Old Gristle 21.175
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:04.800 Old Gristle 22.475
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:30.250 The Unit 24.234
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 9 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-9-5-15.
18.90
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
33 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-11-4-7-5.
100.31
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-7-8-2.
2.41
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
20 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-10-6-5-1.
4.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-12-5-2-11.
42.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-13-9-8-11.
149.24
4
Radiator Basement Heat
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 14-15-13-12-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
23 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-2-3.
8.26
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-10-7-15-12.
51.32
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
31 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 13-3-8-9-12.
81.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 4-11-11-8-7.
103.60
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
36 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 9-2-6-8-13.
4.66
8
Slapper The Pucks
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-14-16-1-8.
44.96
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 7-12-14-9-14.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 9-10-9-15-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-6-4-10-16.
46.38

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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